Hi. This is SexyBeast. I will be typing for urblueygrl, because she is lazy.
"Okay, no, she's not lazy, she's just knocked up. I'll update more tomorrow, but I've had a long day and I get tired easy now. I'm happily 8 weeks pregnant, because my husband impregnated me with his big penis. I've been nauseated, but it's getting a little better. Unfortunately, I have a sore throat and I can't do anything about. What's super awesome is that my boobs are HUGE, went from a 36B to a 38D. My super sweet husband is being super sweet. He's making sure I eat right and he's been taking good care of me If you know what I mean..."
I left some of the more graphic things she wanted to say out. Apparently, she's very happy with my manly bits and wants to give detailed info about it... So, stay tuned for her next update... It's delicious...
"Okay, no, she's not lazy, she's just knocked up. I'll update more tomorrow, but I've had a long day and I get tired easy now. I'm happily 8 weeks pregnant, because my husband impregnated me with his big penis. I've been nauseated, but it's getting a little better. Unfortunately, I have a sore throat and I can't do anything about. What's super awesome is that my boobs are HUGE, went from a 36B to a 38D. My super sweet husband is being super sweet. He's making sure I eat right and he's been taking good care of me If you know what I mean..."
I left some of the more graphic things she wanted to say out. Apparently, she's very happy with my manly bits and wants to give detailed info about it... So, stay tuned for her next update... It's delicious...
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gangstaswan:
That's totally awesome!
redvillain:
Wow, congrats