I'm not afraid to say I've lost my mind.... I been walking backwards my whole life... Some might say that there's a price I've paid, for a life less ordinary.... Welcome to to my masquerade.
bepps:
The most awesome tattoo I can think of would be a tattoo of an alien face on the back of your head. That way when it's shaved you can walk backwards in a dimly lit room after hours after a ragin party and all the drunk half asleep people will see an alien coming at them. It'll scare the shit out of them. 