Renaissance Festival and wishing I hit that hot guy with my Jeep
Today we went to the Renaissance Festival and spent the day in a beautifal fairy tale. We were sang too and harrassed. We watched shows of sword swallowing, fire breathing, knight fighting, and were told tales while being splashed with mud. My son threw tomatoes at a person that was taunting and teasing him. WE ate giant turkey legs and drank drinks served by pub wenches who's breast almost fell out
I got to make my neice into a beatiful maiden and we road an elephant (I have no idea why the elephant was there). I am so mad that I did not bring my camera b/c we had so much fun. I also got talked into buying three wooden swords, a flower crown and big peices of cake. All of this for only $120...and I wonder why I am broke....
but fun is fun. I am so mad that I forgot my camera, but I always do. After the festival we went to the lake (Lake Ontario) and jumped and swam in the waves....on the way home I almost crashed my Jeep because I saw a delightful looking man with a body of a God with a smile that would make icecream melt in Antartica....I wish I could just have him for an hour...it would be a great hour and hopefully I wouldnt be able to walk for a week....I should have hit him with my Jeep because then I could have taken him home and tied him up and at least had my way with him for a while...or I could have told him he had a head injury and I could help him remember all of naughty things he usually does to me.
Today we went to the Renaissance Festival and spent the day in a beautifal fairy tale. We were sang too and harrassed. We watched shows of sword swallowing, fire breathing, knight fighting, and were told tales while being splashed with mud. My son threw tomatoes at a person that was taunting and teasing him. WE ate giant turkey legs and drank drinks served by pub wenches who's breast almost fell out
I got to make my neice into a beatiful maiden and we road an elephant (I have no idea why the elephant was there). I am so mad that I did not bring my camera b/c we had so much fun. I also got talked into buying three wooden swords, a flower crown and big peices of cake. All of this for only $120...and I wonder why I am broke....
but fun is fun. I am so mad that I forgot my camera, but I always do. After the festival we went to the lake (Lake Ontario) and jumped and swam in the waves....on the way home I almost crashed my Jeep because I saw a delightful looking man with a body of a God with a smile that would make icecream melt in Antartica....I wish I could just have him for an hour...it would be a great hour and hopefully I wouldnt be able to walk for a week....I should have hit him with my Jeep because then I could have taken him home and tied him up and at least had my way with him for a while...or I could have told him he had a head injury and I could help him remember all of naughty things he usually does to me.
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I would suggest Nicotine patches (day time use only else suffer wicked dreams) and a book called Allen Carrs easy way to stop smoking (lots of info about how smokers have been brainwashed etc by quit agencies and tobacco lobby)
Hope I dont sound like a preaching ex smoker
If you cave and have a smoke - don't beat yourself up - Do take note of what is and has been happening to your body though....will be very helpful in your quest to stop.