unskeptic

I got a call this morning at 4:45 am from this woman wanting to know if I wanted hard-on pills. I swear it must have been a crank call.... "No, thank you my dick works fine in fact I'd like it if it were a bit less active. It kinda gets up on its own and its annoying" was what I wanted to say but I settled on "DO U KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?!" I just don't get it. If your dick doesn't work or your girlfiend/fuck buddy is insaitable get some viagra or cialis, why roots and berries. We have a fine industry purveying the finest cock enhancers money can buy. Fuck they are even generic if you get them on the internet. God knows I get enought adverts in my email. What I really want a 4:45 am is sleep, and if I had a need that needed meeting it would be a place to use the hard on pills. Find me an insaitable woman, then sell me the pills. Better yet, find me an SG and I won't need chemical enhancement no matter what. And to be honest an insaitable woman isn't high on my priority list. I must be old because it just seems like a chore beyond the first two or three times and I can't cum anyway. I'm kinda looking forward to being old enough that I can look at a woman and not wat to tie her up and pull her hair. Just look and think my she's beautiful.....do they have a pill for that??? and what kind of dolt would hand out his credit card over the phone to a complete stranger. Staggers the imagination.