Sam Adams never disappoints me. I mean never! I disappoint myself but Sam Adams is always there for me. So anyway my holiday gift giving is over and I've already opened my gifts which were mostly cash so it looks like hookers and blow for Xmas. Too bad SG doesn't have a escort service. Maybe I'll start one. I can't say I've always wanted to be a pimp, but if I had SG's in my stables I'd be a fool to turn down that kinda cash. <jk> So I'm looking for church services. I'm Lutheran so its kind of limited in Maui. The problem I have with churches is the same I have with Star Trek fan clubs. They are full of dorks, aggressive dorks with hate in their hearts and look down the end of their noses. At least trek dorks won't tell me I'm going to Vulcan for being an SG member. Schizoaffectives Escort Service...hmmmmm. 