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Shitsville, Ohio

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Wednesday Jan 25, 2006

Jan 25, 2006
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........and I still got it!

WoW (World of Women)

Well, after a long bout without a signifigant other, I've finally began a new relationship. I went on a date with the hot 17 year old after work tonight. Things went well. Extremely well. Turns out she's a cuddler. I *love* me some cuddling. After work we went to Katz's for a bite of fruit salad and had a nice conversation. On the way out we made the crazy assumption that swimming sounded like a great idea, so we headed back to my apartment so she could borrow some clothes to swim in and then we were off for a dip in the pool. The water was of course freezing ass cold. Our swim was brief indeed, but the chill led to some of the best cuddling I've ever had. EVER.

I'm a natual human furnace, so when the cold comes around, I'm the guy to turn to. Cuddling led to kissing, which led to making out, which led to lots of other things. I didn't get the home run, but it was just as gratifying as if I had. Four hours of intimate time, and as blue as my balls are, you still can't wipe the smile off of my face. I'm fucking 26 years old and I'm dating a girl nine years younger than me. That gets the happy hormones flowing like nothing else in the world could.

God bless Texas for that extra year on age of consent.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
oren:
Awww so sweet! I agree with DoodleBug, but have fun! biggrin
Jan 26, 2006
hadees:
The only thing you should worry about though is the whole "delinquency of a minor" thing. I am not sure what the laws are here about that.
Jan 27, 2006

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