Money, wang, and midgets.
Ok, you ever look at something you HAVE to purchase that costs a lot of money and say to yourself "You know, I'd let someone kick me in the nuts if I didn't have to pay for this."
Well, I just got my new glasses today, and I'd have rather let someone kick me in the nuts than shell out a fuckpile of hard earned money that I could have used for any number of other things. Oh yeah, I paid my rent today too. Talk about leaving my bank account crying, beaten, and bruised with the ropes still around it's wrists and the big rubber dick still in it's ass.
On the lighter side, I GOT NEW GLASSES! Also, I've decided on the clothing I am going to wear for my 1st SB set! (I had an hour to sit and think about it today while waiting on glasses, hehe.) Following on in that vein of thinking, I'm seeking someone with a decent camera and maybe some photography experience to spend a night taking pictures of my wang sometime around the end of the month. If you're interested and in the area, drop me a comment.
-WoW update:
Still seeking the right girl. Hell, I'd settle for a wrong one at this point.
D's done. Verdict: friend and that's it.
L's really hot. I mean, REALLY hot. Sadly she's not too bright. *sigh* Still going to give her a couple more shots before calling it quits though. (An ass like that deserves an extra date or two.) Hopefully she'll show me something that I hadn't seen yet as far as intellect and then I could get a little more interested again.
Crush - Still crushing. Still flirting. Is she even single? I should have found that out a while ago.....
V- I met this girl a few nights ago in a bar, had a fun time, and hung out again last night. She seems cool, but she's only in town for a few more days. I figure she's looking for a little fling before she heads back, and I don't mind that sort of rendezvous. While out with her last night I saw the hottest midget I've ever seen in my life. Totally proportionate, just ultra petite. I really had to exersize restraint in not just floating over to the little cutie like she was a bug light. I stuck by my date though, and in the end went home unfulfilled. Somewhere in the back of my mind, the "You shoulda picked up the midget" gears are still turning....
EDIT: estimated height of the girl I was swooning over on my date - 4'2"
Ok, you ever look at something you HAVE to purchase that costs a lot of money and say to yourself "You know, I'd let someone kick me in the nuts if I didn't have to pay for this."
Well, I just got my new glasses today, and I'd have rather let someone kick me in the nuts than shell out a fuckpile of hard earned money that I could have used for any number of other things. Oh yeah, I paid my rent today too. Talk about leaving my bank account crying, beaten, and bruised with the ropes still around it's wrists and the big rubber dick still in it's ass.
On the lighter side, I GOT NEW GLASSES! Also, I've decided on the clothing I am going to wear for my 1st SB set! (I had an hour to sit and think about it today while waiting on glasses, hehe.) Following on in that vein of thinking, I'm seeking someone with a decent camera and maybe some photography experience to spend a night taking pictures of my wang sometime around the end of the month. If you're interested and in the area, drop me a comment.
-WoW update:
Still seeking the right girl. Hell, I'd settle for a wrong one at this point.
D's done. Verdict: friend and that's it.
L's really hot. I mean, REALLY hot. Sadly she's not too bright. *sigh* Still going to give her a couple more shots before calling it quits though. (An ass like that deserves an extra date or two.) Hopefully she'll show me something that I hadn't seen yet as far as intellect and then I could get a little more interested again.
Crush - Still crushing. Still flirting. Is she even single? I should have found that out a while ago.....
V- I met this girl a few nights ago in a bar, had a fun time, and hung out again last night. She seems cool, but she's only in town for a few more days. I figure she's looking for a little fling before she heads back, and I don't mind that sort of rendezvous. While out with her last night I saw the hottest midget I've ever seen in my life. Totally proportionate, just ultra petite. I really had to exersize restraint in not just floating over to the little cutie like she was a bug light. I stuck by my date though, and in the end went home unfulfilled. Somewhere in the back of my mind, the "You shoulda picked up the midget" gears are still turning....
EDIT: estimated height of the girl I was swooning over on my date - 4'2"
So which one of these girls is the one at the SG thing on xmas?
Also good luck finding someone to photograph your wang. I would suggest just walking up to random people on the street and asking them to take the photos.