*Cough cough.* That's about all I've been able to do over the last 12 hour period or so. Cough until I start dry heaving. Haven't gotten the full fledged * 
* from it yet, but I'm not done yet either. I've been drinking lots of coffee with honey and eating lots of Ricola to sooth my newly revolutionary throat. I used to smoke 3 packs a day.... today I'll be lucky to go through one.
I know that my smoking is basically the reason I'm ill right now. You don't need to tell me. But the fact that I smoke so much sometimes that I actually get "hungover" from it at points, is at least a little funny.
Well, new news in the WOW (that'd be world of women, I'm not talking MMOing here)
1) Went to see Kong with the chickie that I was supposed to go ice skating with but never did. At least she made good on her rain-date. The movie was bad ass, and I had a really good time with her. The "bug" scene makes for a good cuddle moment. (Ha-ha! I'm a man, come unto me scared woman. I'll protect you from the scary things on a screen! Ha-ha! Kinda like being Kong protecting the woman but instead of fighting humongoid crazy shit, you just have to sit there without jumping like a bitch. Really manly....) Overall date, above average. Overall hotness, above average. Looking forward to the next date. Age, 23.
2) A girl I know just turned 19, and after I told her I get to spank her, she agreed without hesitation. The actual spanking hasn't taken place yet, but I told her between now and then to think about if she would rather have 19 regular spankings or all 19 in one spank that she would definately remember. After debating it for a while, she told me that she wants to know just how hard I can spank her ass, so she'll take the 19 in one. I almost feel bad. I really do.
(P.S. - she's a 19 year old virgin, and a cute one at that. Don't know how she did it.)
3) I've been getting the cold shoulder lately from a different potential, and I think I figured out why. I got really fucking trashed one night and met up with her downtown. This one and I have been on a "friends" level for a couple weeks trying to figure out where to take it. To be honest, it was going nowhere, but I like hanging out with her and she's not bad lookin either. Anywho, long story short, I took a girl I had been strictly professional with, only hugged (and friend hugs at that) and spanked her ass in public. Well, I said I was drunk, and I like her ass. What'd you expect me to do? Don't lie, you'd have done the same thing in my whiskey soaked shoes. The fact that I didn't remember this until a couple days later didn't do anything but add to the wierdness. Apparantly she took a little offense to it and the fact that I forgot I did it made me not apologize. Fuck it. Other things always come along. Besides, if she's gonna get pissy over one smack on the ass, she's definately not the one for me. Age, 23.
4) Other girl. I spoke once to this girl directly about a dinner date and got shot down. I don't really know her that well at all, but I know she's into the same kinks I am in the bedroom and she's cute to boot. On top of that, she's a little older than me, which is an added turn-on.
*side note* I tend to try to date a little older than me because as much as I'm still a kid at heart, I'm actually a lot more mature when it comes to the important things in life. Responsible if you will. Also, I know there's a lot smaller chance of these girls complaning about pleasing my little perks in the bedroom. Lets face facts for a moment. How many 18-20 year old girls do you know that take a cumshot without complaining? Compare that to the age bracket of say 30-35. I'm not saying older women are sluttier, but they're just more experienced, and aren't gonna cry if the after sex ritual requires a towel or four. (I tend to bust one off like Peter North...)
*back to the other girl* I've had this girl in my head for the last couple weeks and just can't seem to get her off of my mind. Given the fact that I don't know her that well, I can't say anything about having a relationship with her yet, but my god do I want to get with her. Even if just for one night of hot sex. Age, 34.
Well, that about wraps up another big ass entry. I'm working graveyard at IHOP tonight, so if you get in the mood for some flapjacks after your drinkies, come say hi. I'm at the one downtown.
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The bad:
Last night was kind of a pisser. I got reminded how much fun everyone but me had since EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER was drunk. I still feel like shit thanks to my persistant cough, so I was unable to smooch in the new year.
The good:
I got a definate second date with the chick I took to see Kong. That in itself kinda made my night. She looked fantastic last night. I think she was wearing a pair of pants I hadn't seen her in before, cause they just complimented her in ways I can't describe. Hot! On top of that, despite the fact that I had to view a bunch of people on a level of inebriation that I could only wish for at that point, *I love fucking with drunk people.* It's one of my favorite passtimes. Kinda made me miss my old graveyard shift.
* from it yet, but I'm not done yet either. I've been drinking lots of coffee with honey and eating lots of Ricola to sooth my newly revolutionary throat. I used to smoke 3 packs a day.... today I'll be lucky to go through one.
I know that my smoking is basically the reason I'm ill right now. You don't need to tell me. But the fact that I smoke so much sometimes that I actually get "hungover" from it at points, is at least a little funny.
Well, new news in the WOW (that'd be world of women, I'm not talking MMOing here)
1) Went to see Kong with the chickie that I was supposed to go ice skating with but never did. At least she made good on her rain-date. The movie was bad ass, and I had a really good time with her. The "bug" scene makes for a good cuddle moment. (Ha-ha! I'm a man, come unto me scared woman. I'll protect you from the scary things on a screen! Ha-ha! Kinda like being Kong protecting the woman but instead of fighting humongoid crazy shit, you just have to sit there without jumping like a bitch. Really manly....) Overall date, above average. Overall hotness, above average. Looking forward to the next date. Age, 23.
2) A girl I know just turned 19, and after I told her I get to spank her, she agreed without hesitation. The actual spanking hasn't taken place yet, but I told her between now and then to think about if she would rather have 19 regular spankings or all 19 in one spank that she would definately remember. After debating it for a while, she told me that she wants to know just how hard I can spank her ass, so she'll take the 19 in one. I almost feel bad. I really do.
(P.S. - she's a 19 year old virgin, and a cute one at that. Don't know how she did it.)
3) I've been getting the cold shoulder lately from a different potential, and I think I figured out why. I got really fucking trashed one night and met up with her downtown. This one and I have been on a "friends" level for a couple weeks trying to figure out where to take it. To be honest, it was going nowhere, but I like hanging out with her and she's not bad lookin either. Anywho, long story short, I took a girl I had been strictly professional with, only hugged (and friend hugs at that) and spanked her ass in public. Well, I said I was drunk, and I like her ass. What'd you expect me to do? Don't lie, you'd have done the same thing in my whiskey soaked shoes. The fact that I didn't remember this until a couple days later didn't do anything but add to the wierdness. Apparantly she took a little offense to it and the fact that I forgot I did it made me not apologize. Fuck it. Other things always come along. Besides, if she's gonna get pissy over one smack on the ass, she's definately not the one for me. Age, 23.
4) Other girl. I spoke once to this girl directly about a dinner date and got shot down. I don't really know her that well at all, but I know she's into the same kinks I am in the bedroom and she's cute to boot. On top of that, she's a little older than me, which is an added turn-on.
*side note* I tend to try to date a little older than me because as much as I'm still a kid at heart, I'm actually a lot more mature when it comes to the important things in life. Responsible if you will. Also, I know there's a lot smaller chance of these girls complaning about pleasing my little perks in the bedroom. Lets face facts for a moment. How many 18-20 year old girls do you know that take a cumshot without complaining? Compare that to the age bracket of say 30-35. I'm not saying older women are sluttier, but they're just more experienced, and aren't gonna cry if the after sex ritual requires a towel or four. (I tend to bust one off like Peter North...)
*back to the other girl* I've had this girl in my head for the last couple weeks and just can't seem to get her off of my mind. Given the fact that I don't know her that well, I can't say anything about having a relationship with her yet, but my god do I want to get with her. Even if just for one night of hot sex. Age, 34.
Well, that about wraps up another big ass entry. I'm working graveyard at IHOP tonight, so if you get in the mood for some flapjacks after your drinkies, come say hi. I'm at the one downtown.
[edit]
The bad:
Last night was kind of a pisser. I got reminded how much fun everyone but me had since EVERY SINGLE CUSTOMER was drunk. I still feel like shit thanks to my persistant cough, so I was unable to smooch in the new year.
The good:
I got a definate second date with the chick I took to see Kong. That in itself kinda made my night. She looked fantastic last night. I think she was wearing a pair of pants I hadn't seen her in before, cause they just complimented her in ways I can't describe. Hot! On top of that, despite the fact that I had to view a bunch of people on a level of inebriation that I could only wish for at that point, *I love fucking with drunk people.* It's one of my favorite passtimes. Kinda made me miss my old graveyard shift.