Whenever I'm late for work I like to do the following:
I walk in with an umbrella, I run to the mens room and get it as wet as possible. I storm into my bosses office shaking the umbrella and say, "WOW! It's a regular nor'easter out there!" Then I go to my office and usually noone bothers me for the rest of the day.
Doing this on really sunny days is highly recommended.
I walk in with an umbrella, I run to the mens room and get it as wet as possible. I storm into my bosses office shaking the umbrella and say, "WOW! It's a regular nor'easter out there!" Then I go to my office and usually noone bothers me for the rest of the day.
Doing this on really sunny days is highly recommended.
[Edited on May 26, 2005 1:52PM]