Him: I love you, too.
Me: Even when I sound like a man?
Him: I... guess. When did you do that?
Me: When I was sick. You missed the worst of it.
Him: I didn't think you sounded THAT bad. Maybe I did miss the worst of it. And yes, I love you, even then.
Me: What if I WAS a man?
Him: Oh god.
Me: What if I wasn't really a man but I just had a little penis, too?
Him: I think I just vomited a little. In my mouth.
Me: Even when I sound like a man?
Him: I... guess. When did you do that?
Me: When I was sick. You missed the worst of it.
Him: I didn't think you sounded THAT bad. Maybe I did miss the worst of it. And yes, I love you, even then.
Me: What if I WAS a man?
Him: Oh god.
Me: What if I wasn't really a man but I just had a little penis, too?
Him: I think I just vomited a little. In my mouth.
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fatdavid8:
...and I used to think you were the good cop! 
koleeta:
that's the best conversation ever.