I recently thought about picking up a notepad to carry around with me so I can write down funny conversations my husband and I have because, honestly, we're hilarious. But then I realized that, to those who don't know us in person, it would probably sound like we were in some kind of mutually abusive relationship.
Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at their house tomorrow and hang out on their couch?
Me: We could tell them that we just can't stand to spend time alone together.
Him: "Oh hey guys, we're married, so we don't have anything to talk about anymore."
and:
Me: Move.
Him: Oh sure, but it's fine when Chris does it.
Me: Well, I love him more than you.
Also, shopping at Whole Foods is a very bad habit to get into when your husband is unemployed, but I just love it so much. Green & Black's milk chocolate caramel bar is the best thing that I have ever put in my mouth.
Recent examples:
Him: Should we just show up at their house tomorrow and hang out on their couch?
Me: We could tell them that we just can't stand to spend time alone together.
Him: "Oh hey guys, we're married, so we don't have anything to talk about anymore."
and:
Me: Move.
Him: Oh sure, but it's fine when Chris does it.
Me: Well, I love him more than you.
Also, shopping at Whole Foods is a very bad habit to get into when your husband is unemployed, but I just love it so much. Green & Black's milk chocolate caramel bar is the best thing that I have ever put in my mouth.
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mistersatan:
I know I should be pissed, but those are really good chocolate bars. 
breezey:
That chocolate bar sounds really good right now. I do not shop at the Whole Foods because we can't afford it. I just found out recently that one of my cousins is the manager at the one in Beverly Hills so we were trying to get Nementh a job there so we could go and take part in the fabulous meat and cheese counters (+100 for them having a variety of goat cheeses that I can eat).