My week in review:
Wednesday:
Me: I really need a job.
Thursday:
Staffing agency: Hey, you got a job.
Friday:
Boss guy: Hey, thanks for coming in and working for one day and getting your hopes up and all about this awesome commute and this awesome pay, but, through no fault of your own, you don't have a job anymore. No, there's nothing you can do about it.
Saturday morning:
Randy's parents: Hey, were bringing you all this awesome stuff that you really need like a washer and a TV and a lawnmower! Oh, we'll also take you out for lunch and buy you groceries!
Saturday afternoon:
Randy's parents: Hey, the radiator blew on this old, dirty, unreliable van we borrowed to bring you all that neat stuff. We're sitting on the side of I-5. Can you come get us?
Saturday evening:
Randy: I went to get my parents on the side of I-5 and when we got in my car, it wouldn't start.
Saturday night:
Tow truck driver: I'm only going to charge you for towing one car instead of both. Also, this one time, I saw a guy with his penis bitten off.
Wednesday:
Me: I really need a job.
Thursday:
Staffing agency: Hey, you got a job.
Friday:
Boss guy: Hey, thanks for coming in and working for one day and getting your hopes up and all about this awesome commute and this awesome pay, but, through no fault of your own, you don't have a job anymore. No, there's nothing you can do about it.
Saturday morning:
Randy's parents: Hey, were bringing you all this awesome stuff that you really need like a washer and a TV and a lawnmower! Oh, we'll also take you out for lunch and buy you groceries!
Saturday afternoon:
Randy's parents: Hey, the radiator blew on this old, dirty, unreliable van we borrowed to bring you all that neat stuff. We're sitting on the side of I-5. Can you come get us?
Saturday evening:
Randy: I went to get my parents on the side of I-5 and when we got in my car, it wouldn't start.
Saturday night:
Tow truck driver: I'm only going to charge you for towing one car instead of both. Also, this one time, I saw a guy with his penis bitten off.
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
snakeplissken:
Ooh, brunch. My back is still wonky so I don't know if I can make a car trip that far yet, but I want to try and make it. Is it a casual place or the type where I look like a schmuck if I show up in shorts and a tshirt?
snakeplissken:
Will Walmart brand sandals work? Birkenstocks are too pricey.