Thursday Sep 21, 2006

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I have some sort of bump on my neck. At first I thought it was a bug bite, possibly a spider, but now I'm not so sure. I'm pretty sure it's cancer or an alien egg that will soon hatch and steal all my air. Maybe thetans.

So, my question to you, SGland, is, if I should die, would you avenge my death? How would you do it?

Also, I just made chocolate coconut cupcakes. You can have some if you come to my funeral.
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stiles:
If your neck lump is indeed Scientology-driven, I shall avenge your death by hypnotizing jenna Elfman into carrying a Jello bomb into the Celebrity Center downtown. Now that the TSA has relaxed about the liquid explosives, it should be a cinch.

PS - I'll be stopping by for one of those cupcakes.

MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm cupcakes.
samling:
^^ can you put him in a box with some cookies? and send it to me? that would be great kthnx.

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