me: i'm pretty sure birthday blowjobs are an exception to the no cheating rule.
J: i wish I had known that a couple years ago
shit... I'm single
me: why? did you get one?
J: i got a wireless blowjob
me: and then got broken up with?
J: my penis is bluetooth and wi-fi equipped
me: so your penis is a complete entertainment experience, basically?
J: haha... that's what I've been told
I love my friends.
J: i wish I had known that a couple years ago
shit... I'm single
me: why? did you get one?
J: i got a wireless blowjob
me: and then got broken up with?
J: my penis is bluetooth and wi-fi equipped
me: so your penis is a complete entertainment experience, basically?
J: haha... that's what I've been told
I love my friends.
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akirali:
They're the Mountain Brothers, but if you really like them, and considering your birthday is right around the corner, I could always make you a dub.
johnclement:
Holy shit, Happy birthday! I hope it's R Kelly-riffic.