i'm a sexy boy....that's what some random whore told me at the bar tonight. she touched my hair, and the ring in my septum...have i mentioned that i really hate being touched by people i dont know? yeah, so i told her "get your fucking hands into a difrent zipcode, with the quickness". then, because evidently a bright red baby mohawk turns you into a beacon for boozed up retards, some dude touched my hair too, and i told him if he did it again, i'd knife him out in the parking lot....i'm a fun guy to go to the bar with.
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mmmmmmm i'd like to "paw" at you