Happy Birthday King Turkey!
Today we celebrate the birth of King Turkey by stuffing his kin full of a bread pudding like substance and roasting them to a golden brown. Can you think of any better way? Because we stuff the bird we call it "stuffing," and people who call it "dressing" are a breakaway sect that has nothing but evil in their black hearts. Watching the glowing square and eating untli you become rotund are both requirements of this fantastic celebration of birth. I hope you all join me in wishing good fortune and long life to your lord and mine, King Turkey.
Today we celebrate the birth of King Turkey by stuffing his kin full of a bread pudding like substance and roasting them to a golden brown. Can you think of any better way? Because we stuff the bird we call it "stuffing," and people who call it "dressing" are a breakaway sect that has nothing but evil in their black hearts. Watching the glowing square and eating untli you become rotund are both requirements of this fantastic celebration of birth. I hope you all join me in wishing good fortune and long life to your lord and mine, King Turkey.
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happy thanksgiving my friend.
then i made a fucking head dress outa him
then i put his feet on a necklace
and then i did a dance to shame his people
take that!
oh and i wrote some interesting stuff
nothing i 'll prolly share
but at least it was a release
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