I have been dubbed "kegmaster"
it was a good party
I made a lot of new friends
none of whom I will remember should I see them again
two kegs, one sierra nevada (high class)
and the PBR (which I brought)
I manned the tap, collected the cash, and regulated like a mad motherfucker
almost got in a fight, which is par for the course when you enforce
(i can rhyme)
i cut a kids cup in half cause he stole it from someone, that was killer
we drained both kegs in under 3 hours
i talked to tons of pretty girls, and lots of cool dudes.
and just drank and leaned back
fillin cups like a muthafucka
it was a good party
I made a lot of new friends
none of whom I will remember should I see them again
two kegs, one sierra nevada (high class)
and the PBR (which I brought)
I manned the tap, collected the cash, and regulated like a mad motherfucker
almost got in a fight, which is par for the course when you enforce
(i can rhyme)
i cut a kids cup in half cause he stole it from someone, that was killer
we drained both kegs in under 3 hours
i talked to tons of pretty girls, and lots of cool dudes.
and just drank and leaned back
fillin cups like a muthafucka
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jstone:
yep, just like P....OOOOO.......WWWWW.... yep, wait, does that sound like poo? uh oh 
alyk:
Surely the kegmaster has had vomit in his hair hundreds of times!