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Oh, salty dog of the sea
barking all day long at the dirty gulls that taunt you
for not being able to fly
You ride the waves like big dirty balloons
that can't find a resting place
Bobbing up and down with bellies full of herring
Curious about what is above the surface
even though you've seen it a million times
Don't you ever tire of doing the same thing everyday?
Do you even remember yesterday?
Your WinterBlubber turns into summer blubber
as the ocean feeds you whatever it can find so
you don't die

OH Salty Dog
Salty Dog
Salty barking whiskers

You are a funny animal
I wish I knew what you dreamt of
Fish by the millions
waves by the billions?
Seagulls dying by the trillions?

Arf ARp!
Arf ARk!