Dear People of Orlando,
I understand that I may be the hottest thing you've ever seen horseback, but please refrain from honking/catcalling/whistling or anything along those annoying lines while I ride my horse. I know that when you see me atop my beautiful horse you cannot even contain your excitement, but really. She is not a fan of loud noises, and I am a fan of the current placement of my bones.
Thanks for your consideration,
Twiztid
I understand that I may be the hottest thing you've ever seen horseback, but please refrain from honking/catcalling/whistling or anything along those annoying lines while I ride my horse. I know that when you see me atop my beautiful horse you cannot even contain your excitement, but really. She is not a fan of loud noises, and I am a fan of the current placement of my bones.
Thanks for your consideration,
Twiztid
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sooperzero:
FUCK.. falling off a horse sucks ass.. once me and my cousin were hunting and he shot at something and i went fuckin flying off that horse like a mutha facko.. and then landed in sum devil's club ** i don't know if ya'll know what that is.. but it's not pleasant stuff.. like all sharp and needles like glass that you can't get out** So the moral of the story is.. wait a min.. i think i lost the moral, nope i just never had any to begin with 
alhim:
Ill take that in mind. Horses are senitive animals. Besides its hard to hit on a girl while riding a horse, her rejection could involve an equine induced concussion. And that sucks. It sucks balls.