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I took in a screening of Millions at the Oriental Cinema this afternoon -- and, to my surprise, attended for the bargain matinee price of 6$US -- and I quite fancied the film. And, before I receive a reaming for enjoying the film, let me say -- the enjoyment I took away from it did not derive from the( pseudo-)mystical,...
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So -- as expected, I puss'd out when it came time to set a date for Ms Megan and I (believe I had her name misspelled before... lo siento, muchacha mia de la caja) to sit for chips and drinks, and half-and-half flipping. But, I got further with her than ever. Usually, I merely chit-chat with her, pleasantries exchanged largely, but this time...

I...
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So, the longer entry, as promised; I shall still have to keep it short -- eh, at least, quick -- as I have to shower 'fore work, then drive twenty minutes to the ghetto.

As it were, I was a sophomore in university in fall '99, and in October of that year, returned to Milwaukee for the week of fall break. In that time, I...
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A brief update to a prior post, from 28 February 2005, if I am not mistaken. At the time, said post related to male-bimbocy and contemporary slutting-around (male and female variety), and I noted one of my roommates' loose mores.

Now, a bit more.

(one.) The fellow has an internet matching profile. Among his vital statistics, he lists both "looking for sex partners" (i.e. very...
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(one.) Observation: Kenny Rogers has his ghetto-pass stamped, and he wears it as a laminate around his neck. I know this because I ventured to one of my co-worker's party for her fifty-second birthday. It was at the bar across from the back of our building, in a fairly well urban [sic] neighborhood. That is, it is black-owned, -operated, and -attended (I saw one other,...
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Considering the success of the Mars Volta -- whose Frances the Mute is my early-line favorite for year's best album -- and crossover of Blood Brothers, I have to think -- Blue Meanies were a band before their time. I have been jamming Full Throttle in the Saturnine hoopty of late, and the spoken, but full-throated, passages and circus-horns and skittering guit-bass-drum remind me almost...
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Ventured to Southridge Mall this PM, after leaving from work, on a mission to see if there remained in the food-court a Chick*fil*a outlet. Alack, no such place stands -- it was, as I learned from the staff at Pacific Sunwear, replaced by the faux Cajun of Big Easy --; further, I substituted what might have been a rather pleasurable chicken sam'ich with a stromboli...
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It wasn't krylon, and no doritos were harmed in the undertaking, but I had my first (and last, most likely) huffing experience. First self-selected huffing moment, anyway -- I don't consider the occasion when my tenth grade biology teacher went around the classroom having us students sniff an odiforous sharpie to be any experience at all.

As it was, they had me sanitizing the booster-seats...
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Let the quarter-life crisis truly begin... Everybody, out of the pool, therefore.

undershaker: b. 27 March 1980 at 6:11 PM at Columbia Hospital, Milwaukee, WI; d. (according to the Spark when I took the staff's "death test" about four years ago, sometime in 2042)

Another thing:

viewing the round-up noted before, in the preceding post, re-affirmed my opinion that a thong is not for every (female) behind. On hers, the standard, triangle-and-ribbon underpant does well, as her glute is pronounced but firm. On a more slightly built, Nordic woman, though, anything but the two-stringed, waist-ring-clit-to-crack-connecting-strand thong is no good; its natural uplift provides no boost, the ass shows off...
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I had the privilege a few days ago -- the twentieth of March, I believe -- of discussing the state of America's suburban youth with a specimen of the very same. One of my not-yet-street coworkers at my cineplectic moonlighting brought to the conversation her impending spring-break in the Redneck Riviera (she didn't use this term, but probably knows it, and well, and would abide...
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