classified report:
subject, known as UnclePussy, was seen engaging in celebratory event in gladstone, oregon. town is also fondly called happy rock by locals. town is an enclave for old fisherman, drunken bikers, speed dealers and general white trash.
UnclePussy was seen partaking in alcoholic beverages, including crown royal, jack daniels, cheap wine and michelob beer. informants also claim the subject may have engaged in the smoking of illicit high-grade marijuana.
subject was seen interacting with members of his family as well as local undesirables and confirmed outlaws. informants claim that they lost contact with the subject when he was approached by a suspicious woman.
investigation will continue...
subject, known as UnclePussy, was seen engaging in celebratory event in gladstone, oregon. town is also fondly called happy rock by locals. town is an enclave for old fisherman, drunken bikers, speed dealers and general white trash.
UnclePussy was seen partaking in alcoholic beverages, including crown royal, jack daniels, cheap wine and michelob beer. informants also claim the subject may have engaged in the smoking of illicit high-grade marijuana.
subject was seen interacting with members of his family as well as local undesirables and confirmed outlaws. informants claim that they lost contact with the subject when he was approached by a suspicious woman.
investigation will continue...
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a suspicious woman huh? *sniffle* is she prettier than me?