Bought a new bike this weekend.
The Huffy looked cool, but it was made of crappy and heavy materials - probably salvaged Belvederes and Oldsmobiles.
But now I know why they're called Huffy. Wrestle that pup to the top of Mount Tabor, and boyhowdy, you're huffin'.
I'll say this for it: that beast beefed-up my gastrocnemiae.
Treated myself to a private dance at Cabos on Monday. My pant cuffs were still velcroed just below the knee from riding. The dancer slid her hands down to my calves then grasped my ankles.
"You have powerful calves" she said.
"You like my calves? You want' em?" I teased.
"I want them on me" she explained enviously.
"I can do that." I quipped quidproquodedly.
A few hours later, I left with the impression that she earnestly desires to quod my quid.
The Huffy looked cool, but it was made of crappy and heavy materials - probably salvaged Belvederes and Oldsmobiles.
But now I know why they're called Huffy. Wrestle that pup to the top of Mount Tabor, and boyhowdy, you're huffin'.
I'll say this for it: that beast beefed-up my gastrocnemiae.
Treated myself to a private dance at Cabos on Monday. My pant cuffs were still velcroed just below the knee from riding. The dancer slid her hands down to my calves then grasped my ankles.
"You have powerful calves" she said.
"You like my calves? You want' em?" I teased.
"I want them on me" she explained enviously.
"I can do that." I quipped quidproquodedly.
A few hours later, I left with the impression that she earnestly desires to quod my quid.
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clitilda:
Its a cryin shame you don't update more often.. xoxoxo
baphomatic:
somethings that still always a this or that. didja ever read "The World's Tragedy" ?