unclealex

Greetings, kids! I'm Alex Firestone. Oh, am I not supposed to use my name? Fuck it. Half of you have already seen my weenie, anyways. Might as well give you my name. I'm a pornographer, but a few of the girls here call me Uncle Alex. I'm also called Fireboy, ZeusDuck and The Antibob. Some of the people who subscribe to my website tell me it's the best porn site they've ever been to, and sometimes they tell me they also like Suicide Girls. My personal assistant, Marie (treat), has been on suicide girls for a long time. She says this is a great place to meet hot chicks. Well, meeting hot chicks is what I do for a living. So I thought I'd join SG and see what comes of it. If any of you are Fire People (members of Firegirls.com), give me a shout. Forgive me if I don't update this page too often. I work 100 hours a week and I have a gorgeous wife and newborn baby (Harry, son of the Antibob) to take care of. Love to all.