So I don't smile much. You don't like it, go sit on an ant hill with honey on your butt.
Now, seeing as how I'm all outta interesting drama in my
life, I was digging around in my photobucket album, and came up with a buncha random pics to share. Perhaps you have seen them, perhaps you haven't. Look at them. I command you.
The newest rap duo on the block. MC BadFacialHair and Kid Anorexic!
A.....friend I used to know. She now strips at the Pink
Pony in Atlanta. Ha.
Ooooo, it was a dark and stooooormy day.
What the....? How did this evil thing get in here...?
Um......I don't know what that is. A rat maybe? In a
sweater?
Hey Chris, Bon Jovi stopped by and said he want's his
hair back!
Okay, that wasn't so bad.....it hurts a little going down, but I'm sure you'll get over it. Now a few stupid
questions to make you feel even more violated.
1. Can you make yourself continuously burp?
2. Do you have flat feet? Urrrr. I hate the word feet.
3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? And no,
I don't mean an actual bird, like you picked up a
dead pigeon and threw it at someone.
4. Have you had a bowel movement today? Ha.
5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? What? I'm crazy? Shutup.
6. Send me a jar of olives. Green. Yes, I know it's not
an actual question, but I was just buttering you up
and now I'm coming in for the kill!
7. if you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Be honest.....!
8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks?
9. Can you draw?
10. What do hospitals smell like to you?
TATA my fine feathered friends!!!!!
Now, seeing as how I'm all outta interesting drama in my
life, I was digging around in my photobucket album, and came up with a buncha random pics to share. Perhaps you have seen them, perhaps you haven't. Look at them. I command you.
The newest rap duo on the block. MC BadFacialHair and Kid Anorexic!
A.....friend I used to know. She now strips at the Pink
Pony in Atlanta. Ha.
Ooooo, it was a dark and stooooormy day.
What the....? How did this evil thing get in here...?
Um......I don't know what that is. A rat maybe? In a
sweater?
Hey Chris, Bon Jovi stopped by and said he want's his
hair back!
Okay, that wasn't so bad.....it hurts a little going down, but I'm sure you'll get over it. Now a few stupid
questions to make you feel even more violated.
1. Can you make yourself continuously burp?
2. Do you have flat feet? Urrrr. I hate the word feet.
3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? And no,
I don't mean an actual bird, like you picked up a
dead pigeon and threw it at someone.
4. Have you had a bowel movement today? Ha.
5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? What? I'm crazy? Shutup.
6. Send me a jar of olives. Green. Yes, I know it's not
an actual question, but I was just buttering you up
and now I'm coming in for the kill!
7. if you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Be honest.....!
8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks?
9. Can you draw?
10. What do hospitals smell like to you?
TATA my fine feathered friends!!!!!
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And now...I'll answer the questions.
1. Can you make yourself continuously burp? Nope...told you that the other night...I can't make myself burp at all...even if I wanted or needed to.
2. Do you have flat feet? Nope...I have pretty good arches in my feet...been told I could've been a dancer or a gymnast with my arches
3. Who is the last person you flipped a bird at? My neighbor Charlie, all in good fun though...cause he's an awesome guy.
4. Have you had a bowel movement today?
Don't ask me that this early in the morning
5. Do you eat ice cream with a spoon or with a fork
like me? spoon...but I have eaten it with a spork on a few ocassions.
6. Send me a jar of olives. I will if you give me your address...but I don't think it'll make it to you if I just send it now with an address label that says JACK--Somewhere in Savannah, GA
7. If you have a hole in your undies do you throw em
away or keep wearin em anyway? Depends on the size of the hole. If it's like a tiny, tiny hole like you couldn't even fit a pen through it then, no. I'll wear them till the hole gets to be about the size of a nickel or quarter then I have to retire them.
8. I once ate a bug for money. What craziness have
you done for a few bucks? Well when I was younger....I used to let the guys at school play this little game they had started...at first it annoyed me but then I found it to be a good source of money...they'd see who could sucessfully throw the most quarters down my shirt....but the deal was I got to keep the quarters....I used to make about $5 a day just from that. Of course this was when I was like 14.
9. Can you draw? oooh... I'm really good at drawing stars
10. What do hospitals smell like to you? They just have this sterile smell to them mixed with a hint of old people and a dash of death.
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1) no. but when i do-they're BIIIIG mama burps! like how Bernie Macs would sound.
2) as a matter of fact i do. me and my mom. cursed. i get this sharp-shooting pain where the arch should be if i walk too long.
3) my best friend tonite for making fun of my voice.
4) yes. 2 in fact. you? by the way how often do you go? whats normal for you? ive been very intrigued with digestion and bowels lately.
5) spoon. but im not an ice cream fan anyway.
6) if i get a tin of black ones back.
7) i keep wearing them. i pay good money for my panties.
8) im the darer not the daree.
9) sure's shootin'!
10) a spaceship. sickening. horrible. i hope i die at 55. perfect age.
Well there ya go little jack.... maybe you could be a dear and respond this time? but dont put yourself out....