uncaringmachine

*Yawn*
I'm sleepy. Back from work and feelin the burn yo. I've
decided that I'm going to go downtown every Sunday and get breakfast and take pictures. Yesterday gave me this
relaxation I haven't felt in a long time. So I think I should
keep going. I need something other than booze to make
me happy. Now, with that nonsense said, I have more pics
from yesterday, maybe not very exciting, but hey, they are
pictures, so why not look at em? You know you want to. Don't worry, I'll be gentle. I'll even cuddle with you afterward.........

Yes, even I can sometimes look gross in pictures......


Just an old building. I know, exciting ain't it?


Bridge. Again. Makes me all wobbly headed.


Okay, so I can look pretty bad in pictures. I get it! This is right after Chris farted the fart of a lifetime.......


Hey, it's Seymour! He'll take you on a tour of good ole
Savanny, and only charge you an arm and a leg!


I found the most badass ring here, but didn't have any
money, so I'm going back this Sunday to get it. It
better still be there, or I'll be one mad bastard....


Boats. Yep. Rusty and stuff.


That's Chris at the top of the stairs. Hard to see, but his
willy is hanging out like nobodies, business....


And that's me up there. No willy exposed, but it's in
there somewhere.


I have no idea what farmers almanac tv is. Maybe they
talk about how to shuck corn or something? Have you
ever shucked corn? I have. It's pretty cool.


I can't get enough of all this candy. Candy is awesome.
I think I'll name my daughter Candy. Candy Carter. Is
that weird?


Ain't it pretty? You know you want to come here......
..even the homeless are happy!


Chris and Jim on a bridge. I was yelling at Chris to
dangle over the edge, but I don't think all the people
around me liked that.


Chris sitting because he has chronic diarrhea and
he forgot his ass cork that day. So he had to keep
sitting down like every fifteen minutes. Not a pretty
sight.


Slavery monument. Antislavery.


Cool silvery boat fountain. I saw Popeye wandering
around with a flask and that neat corn pipe he's always
smoking pot in.


I had to go. There was a portopotty on the street. Why
not? I have to tell you, that thing was just splattered
with poo chunks and debris. I think a fudgefilled
midget exploded in there....


Nope, it was just Chris. He went in before me. He said
it was already like that. yeah, rrrrrriiiiiggghhhttt.....


I already told Chris a great idea for this Sunday is to
get our pictures drawn by these dope beatnik artists....
...can't wait to see what he can do!


This is Sergio the Savannah Bear. He wears tshirts
and likes the ladies, although he has no genitalia....


These tombstones were all over the cemetary we
visited. I even found one with my name on it. Yeah, I
have something to tell you all. I'm actually a ghost. I
died over two hundred years ago. Love the way girls
dress these days. Noice.....


Read this. Huge tomb and this was in front of it. Ah, the
history of Savannah. Revel in it's glory. The awesome
excitement. The....ah, screw it. It can be boring. Bring
on the strippers and booze!!!!!!!


So, that's it for the Sunday pictures. Now I wanna see
new pictures of all of you! Don't let me be the only
one!!!!!! I wanna see cars, buildings, booty, all of that
stuff....anyway, I'm gonna go. Thanks for reading. Bye!

Jackfactoday: I have a bionic leg filled with blackberry
jam. You provide the bread, and we'll have lunch one
day.