uncaringmachine

Soooo..........I had a few odd dreams last night, but one actually gave me an interesting idea for a comic. Of which I used to write and draw.
The first was a dream where I was still living with my parents and I got some mail. For some reason my mom opened it and it was a confirmation that I had one 51,000.00 in some contest I had signed up for. I was suddenly all shocked and stuff that I had won all that money!! I started thinking of all the stuff I could do with it, bills I could pay and whatnot. My mom asked me what I was going to do with it and I said "I'm going to leave this place!!" which was me talking about leaving Savannah. Even in my dreams I don't wanna be here. Funny huh?
The second dream was more interesting though. Seems I was in a house with some people, and suddenly I saw something outside, and I start running out there and then I'm flying! Up, over the trees like it's normal and in the field behind the house are hundreds of dead buzzards strewn everywhere. Then my brother is there making fun of the fact that I don't like to fly very high up in the air because I'm sorta afraid of heights. And I get all angry at him and come down and punch a huge hole in the ground. In the dream I was wanting to go to a big city and become something of a superhero. What stupid dreams. Anyway, it made me start thinking of a concept for a comic. Like, say, what would happen if God and the Devil both decided to play a little game and see what would happen if they both picked some random human and gave them superpowers, and then watched them. Would they become evil? Use their abilities for personal gain and satisfaction? Or would they use them for good, helping others and things like that? I know it's probably been done before, but I think I could make it interesting, having these two deities play mind games with the guys. And just have fun watching the story play out. I think I'm going to start writing it. I haven't drawn and written a story in a long time. Actually, I think I'll get my bros digital cam and put up pics of my old stuff. If you care that is. Anyway, I'm going to the park to jog now. I bought some spiffy new headphones to go with my mp3 player today!!!! Later!!!!

1. Have you ever written any stories? Describe.
2. What's a good remedy for backpain?
3. Can I buy you dinner sometime?
4. Can it be something cheap?
5. My name is Roofus. I introduce myself on the street.
I'm wearing a giant sombrero and latex bodysuit. I
ask you if you wouldn't mind reaching into my ultra
tight pants pocket and pulling out my cigarette
lighter because, as you can see, my arms are full
with bags of apples. Do you oblige?

Jack's totally goofball fact of shame: I once rented a
porno. ONCE!!! Oh, for shaaaaaaame!!!!!

Here are a few annoying pictures from today.....


This is Momma Kat. She has had like a dozen litters of kittens in the past few years. But for some reason she hasn't been spayed or neutered or whatever. Eh. If you look closely you can see the kittens.


That's Milla, the dog. My mom's dog, which she let me name. So I named her after Milla Jovovich. Why? Not because Milla Jovovich is a dog, but because she will be my wife one day. But not really.

Oh, and since I had that dream about winning that money, I got a lottery ticket. Why not right? You never know.....[