uncaringmachine

It's fascinating to read a book by an atheist about the way the devil is presented in comics through the years. The way he calls the Bible and the people portrayed in it as "myth". It's weird, but I try not to let it distract from me enjoying the book. It is a pretty interesting one. Oh, and Be Cool sucked
Bigfoot's left big toe. But at least it was time well spent with friends right? Right. SO, what have you been up to my soft porn internet friends? It's a damn pretty day outside, even if I'm not the biggest fan of warm weather, but sometimes this weather and I just click. I think I'm going to go outside and sit and put on my headphones and read some more of this book. Sometimes it's just good to relax, take in the air and get away from anything that could kick your brain's ass. I also need to CLEAN! My room is a mess, clothes everywhere. The living room is cluttered up with dvd's and empty bowls and glasses. Yeck. I can't live like this. Oh, wait, most of it is mine. Ooops. I'm not a messy guy though, really. If this was my place I would keep it sparkling. My past few apartments I kept super clean, because I pride myself on MY place being clean and neat. This isn't mine, and I'm only here until the end of the year, when Chris departs for Jacksonville, and I possible depart for Maine, Pittsburgh, yadda yadda. I need one of you to go with me. Who is it gonna be?
I'll pay you ten whole bucks a week!
1. So what made you into the person you are today?
2. What was the LAST car you owned before this one?
If you have a car, that is. If not, which was the LAST
skateboard/pogo stick/Bicycle you owned?
3. Have any of you girls ever owned those goofy Jellies
shoes? HAHA!
4. Do you drink water out of the tap?
5. Do you dip your cookies in anything other than milk?
I use orange juice.
6. If you saw me on the street in tattered rags shaking a
coffee cup filled with pencils, would you buy one?
They are five bucks a pop though.
7. Tell me something stupid about yourself. Me, I
ALWAYS check my bedroom closet before turning off
the lights and going to sleep. Dork.
8. Tell me why you live where you live.
9. Can you sit "indian style"? Do you still?
10. Have you ever touched a monkey?
11. Can you "shake it like a saltshaker?"

Jackie's FACTORAMA: I used to be infatuated with
Paula Abdul. Stop laughing. I was young. Er.