Yeah, I know, I look bored. Actually, it's not boredom, but more of a "damn, how do I get into these hijinks?" sorta look. Don't worry though, I'm good.
I want a samurai sword.
I want a dog named Sanford.
I have no idea what Wuzzles are.
I prefer the night to the day.
At Burger King, supposedly, you can have it your way. I just may have to put that to the test one day.
I dreamed that I was telling Chris off about how it sucks to
live with him again last night. Hm. Maybe someone is trying to tell me something?
I want a solid gold toilet seat.
I want to rock a mullet with a Budweiser headband.
I think I'll grow a unibrow. I hear the ladies like em.
I want a peck on the cheek. And I don't mean from a
bird.
I want a girl to come up to me and say "Is that an avacado in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
1. When is the last time you ate some type of chowder?
2. Do you drink diet drinks of any type? Why? They suck.
3. What was your fave cartoon as a kid? Mine was The
Transformers!!!!
4. Would you ride a shaved donkey naked in hundred degree weather while drinking a gallon of milk for fifty bucks?
5. Take a picture of you with some type of food stuck in your nose for me. My life depends on it!!
Jack's wacky fact of March 23rd: I own like fifteen pairs of shoes. Is that wrong? I'm not one of those metrosexual buzzwords doodads either.
I want a samurai sword.
I want a dog named Sanford.
I have no idea what Wuzzles are.
I prefer the night to the day.
At Burger King, supposedly, you can have it your way. I just may have to put that to the test one day.
I dreamed that I was telling Chris off about how it sucks to
live with him again last night. Hm. Maybe someone is trying to tell me something?
I want a solid gold toilet seat.
I want to rock a mullet with a Budweiser headband.
I think I'll grow a unibrow. I hear the ladies like em.
I want a peck on the cheek. And I don't mean from a
bird.
I want a girl to come up to me and say "Is that an avacado in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
1. When is the last time you ate some type of chowder?
2. Do you drink diet drinks of any type? Why? They suck.
3. What was your fave cartoon as a kid? Mine was The
Transformers!!!!
4. Would you ride a shaved donkey naked in hundred degree weather while drinking a gallon of milk for fifty bucks?
5. Take a picture of you with some type of food stuck in your nose for me. My life depends on it!!
Jack's wacky fact of March 23rd: I own like fifteen pairs of shoes. Is that wrong? I'm not one of those metrosexual buzzwords doodads either.
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Never... I'm too picky to eat anything that gooey.
2. Do you drink diet drinks of any type? Why? They suck.
Diet Coke/Pepsi all the time. To keep my weight down, and ward off the adult onset diabetes in my family that took my grandma's legs last year.
3. What was your fave cartoon as a kid? Mine was The
Transformers!!!!
A close tie between G.I. Joe and the Transformers.
4. Would you ride a shaved donkey naked in hundred degree weather while drinking a gallon of milk for fifty bucks?
I don't know if I could finish the gallon of milk, but otherwise, yeah!
5. Take a picture of you with some type of food stuck in your nose for me. My life depends on it!!
And the rest of these people call themselves your friends!
I hope an Incredibles fruit snack will do (It's violet) Don't die on us man!!!