BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!!! It's me, Fozzyjack. That's a shoutout to you, Bianca. Word up. Ahem.
So yeah, I had an great conversation with theburningred last night(I swear that chick doesn't need sleep) and man does she have a sexay voice. Anyhoo, today is just a nice relaxing day, and I have plenty of time to think and ponder my life. What to do, what to do....do you ever just sit down and try to think what is wrong in your life and what can you do to fix it? I mean, like, I wanna travel. I want to move up north. But what am I going to do and when am I going to start working towards that goal? Do you have any goals that you have set for yourself, only to have not done anything to achieve it yet? Cmon people, get with it! You only get one life to accomplish whatever it is that you want to, so what are you waiting for?
Damn. I sound like Oprah or something. It's just that we need to take advantage of this life. Ahem. Today....hmm....well, I wanted to buy some clothes but then I started thinking about what else I could do with the money, like this little venture on Ebay. Did you know that you can buy wholesale product lists on there and then turn right back around and sell them and make a lot of money? My brother is doing that, and he just started, but he has made like three hundred dollars in the last two weeks SELLING EMAIL. That's basically all it is. A list of companies you can buy things at wholesale prices from. A person buys it from you, and you just email it to em. THat's it. Money in your lame little pockets. So I gave him some money and told him to do it for me too. Pocket money yknow. I seem to be rambling. Um.......Man my journal tends to be boring. I wish I could talk about the ninjas I fought last night in an abandoned warehouse, or the supermodel I took out to dinner, but I can't. *sigh* Well, I'm going to leave some ridiculous questions that you no doubt will want to answer. Buhbye!
1. If you had to eat one type of meal for the rest of
your life, what would it be?
2. If you had to choose between letting Carrot Top give
you a full body waxing or having a naked Gallagher
(you know, the watermelon smashing comedian)
give you a hot oil body massage, which would it be?
3. Have you ever rocked a mullet hairstyle?
4. Were you a geek, popular, or one of those hippy type
kids who played hacky sack in high school?
5. What was your best subject in high school?
6. Would you ever consider acting in a porno movie? I
mean just having a few lines, but not having to get
naked. Like maybe being the friend and telling the
girl "Yeah, the plumber is coming by later. You can
tell him about the drain needing to be snaked."
7. What type of food can you not stand?
8. What is the WORST movie you have ever seen?
9. Do you have an article of clothing that you love but
other people make fun of?
10. Who is cooler, Popeye or Yosemite Sam?
Jack Fact O' The Day: I hate asparagus. Heh.
Shakespeare!- "Have your mouth filled up before you
open it"- Henry VIII
Damn. I guess it's only fair I answer my own questions.
1. I would eat bourbon chicken. My my my.
2. I guess Carrot Top. Hey, that dude is kinda built
these days! As long as he didn't tell any jokes.
3. I don't believe I've ever had a mullet. Eeeck.
4. I was a cross between the geek and the hacky sacker.
5. Subject......I guess any art class. Wooo!
6. Heck yeah I would. That would be funny! But I would
want a cool porno name, like....Jack M. Hoff.
7. Well, asparagus of course, but I don't like a whole lot
of sushi.
8. Oh MAN, if you want to die a slow death, rent House
Of The Dead. That movie wasted an hour and a
half of my life.....
9. Um...I had one of those cheesy belts with the little
grommet thingies on it. I don't like it anymore.....
10. Oh come on, how can you get any cooler than
Sam? The dude has the tiniest little cowboy boots
on, and he uses two guns at once, like in a John
Woo movie. He rocks.
So yeah, I had an great conversation with theburningred last night(I swear that chick doesn't need sleep) and man does she have a sexay voice. Anyhoo, today is just a nice relaxing day, and I have plenty of time to think and ponder my life. What to do, what to do....do you ever just sit down and try to think what is wrong in your life and what can you do to fix it? I mean, like, I wanna travel. I want to move up north. But what am I going to do and when am I going to start working towards that goal? Do you have any goals that you have set for yourself, only to have not done anything to achieve it yet? Cmon people, get with it! You only get one life to accomplish whatever it is that you want to, so what are you waiting for?
Damn. I sound like Oprah or something. It's just that we need to take advantage of this life. Ahem. Today....hmm....well, I wanted to buy some clothes but then I started thinking about what else I could do with the money, like this little venture on Ebay. Did you know that you can buy wholesale product lists on there and then turn right back around and sell them and make a lot of money? My brother is doing that, and he just started, but he has made like three hundred dollars in the last two weeks SELLING EMAIL. That's basically all it is. A list of companies you can buy things at wholesale prices from. A person buys it from you, and you just email it to em. THat's it. Money in your lame little pockets. So I gave him some money and told him to do it for me too. Pocket money yknow. I seem to be rambling. Um.......Man my journal tends to be boring. I wish I could talk about the ninjas I fought last night in an abandoned warehouse, or the supermodel I took out to dinner, but I can't. *sigh* Well, I'm going to leave some ridiculous questions that you no doubt will want to answer. Buhbye!
1. If you had to eat one type of meal for the rest of
your life, what would it be?
2. If you had to choose between letting Carrot Top give
you a full body waxing or having a naked Gallagher
(you know, the watermelon smashing comedian)
give you a hot oil body massage, which would it be?
3. Have you ever rocked a mullet hairstyle?
4. Were you a geek, popular, or one of those hippy type
kids who played hacky sack in high school?
5. What was your best subject in high school?
6. Would you ever consider acting in a porno movie? I
mean just having a few lines, but not having to get
naked. Like maybe being the friend and telling the
girl "Yeah, the plumber is coming by later. You can
tell him about the drain needing to be snaked."
7. What type of food can you not stand?
8. What is the WORST movie you have ever seen?
9. Do you have an article of clothing that you love but
other people make fun of?
10. Who is cooler, Popeye or Yosemite Sam?
Jack Fact O' The Day: I hate asparagus. Heh.
Shakespeare!- "Have your mouth filled up before you
open it"- Henry VIII
Damn. I guess it's only fair I answer my own questions.
1. I would eat bourbon chicken. My my my.
2. I guess Carrot Top. Hey, that dude is kinda built
these days! As long as he didn't tell any jokes.
3. I don't believe I've ever had a mullet. Eeeck.
4. I was a cross between the geek and the hacky sacker.
5. Subject......I guess any art class. Wooo!
6. Heck yeah I would. That would be funny! But I would
want a cool porno name, like....Jack M. Hoff.
7. Well, asparagus of course, but I don't like a whole lot
of sushi.
8. Oh MAN, if you want to die a slow death, rent House
Of The Dead. That movie wasted an hour and a
half of my life.....
9. Um...I had one of those cheesy belts with the little
grommet thingies on it. I don't like it anymore.....
10. Oh come on, how can you get any cooler than
Sam? The dude has the tiniest little cowboy boots
on, and he uses two guns at once, like in a John
Woo movie. He rocks.
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I had a funny ninja related dream the other night. A bunch of my friends and i dressed up like cheezy fake ninjas (like the foot soldiers in teenage mutant ninja turtles) and piled in to my friends van (he has this big white van in real life with a futon in the back). We drove to a frat party where there were a bunch of drunk college students milling about a front porch, then the sliding side door opens and like twelve or so ninjas burst out of the van and we all throw stale Thompsons Street cookies at the heads of the frightened and drunk people (Thompsons street cookies are these massive cookies we actually sell at eh place i work at, but they can get really hard and stale if you don't eat them right away.....i don't know why i was dream-inspired to use them as a weapon).
1. If you had to eat one type of meal for the rest of
your life, what would it be?
Definately Thai Curry. Do i have to choose just one type of curry? Then i would choose specifically the vegetable red curry with tofu at Tarn Tip that they make with yummy coconut milk, extra spicy....cleans out the sinuses.
2. If you had to choose between letting Carrot Top give
you a full body waxing or having a naked Gallagher
(you know, the watermelon smashing comedian)
give you a hot oil body massage, which would it be?
Buuuuhhhh *shudder*......is this a life or death situation? Or could i murder them after enduring said violation? You just want to make me uncomfortable thinking about this, don't you....uuuhhhhrg blargh plugh.
3. Have you ever rocked a mullet hairstyle?
I haven't but i used to really want a rat tail in 4th grade but my dad wouldn't do it for me since he said it was a "boy haircut". I was so sad, at the time.
4. Were you a geek, popular, or one of those hippy type
kids who played hacky sack in high school?
I don't know.....i guess i liked the goths, geeks, and hippies, and i hung out with people from all of those groups, but really i think i was just a big confused dork.
5. What was your best subject in high school?
Art class WOOHOO!!! or Poetry.
6. Would you ever consider acting in a porno movie? I
mean just having a few lines, but not having to get
naked. Like maybe being the friend and telling the
girl "Yeah, the plumber is coming by later. You can
tell him about the drain needing to be snaked."
I would totally do a porn cameo. That is great.
7. What type of food can you not stand?
Steak. I've never liked it....i know that seems weird to a lot of people....but i fucking hate gristle and cartilege.
8. What is the WORST movie you have ever seen? I don't even remember the name, it was like a horror movie about this poodle who got really huge and scary....yeah maybe not so scary.
9. Do you have an article of clothing that you love but
other people make fun of?
Totally.....my Elton John style sun glasses. Greg doesn't like to even look at me while i am wearing them. I will post pictures of the horror soon.
10. Who is cooler, Popeye or Yosemite Sam?
I've liked spinach since i was really little, so i have always felt an affinity for Popeye, despite the characters rediculousness. And plus he has sailor tattoos. I loves me some tattoos.
Ok have a good night!