Mmm, Bud Light is my weekend friend. Anybody recommend any good quality beer? I'm not a big beer drinker, but I wanna try something new. So tell me something. So I was talking to this lady the other day, and she was telling me about her daughter. She told me that her daughter came home with a tattoo, and that she was too old to be doing things like that. So I asked her how old her daughter was. She said 26. I was like, what the hell? Anyway, you're never too old to do whatever you want to do, right? I told her I'm 29 and she said "well, you're both too old to be rebelling!" I just told her that her daughter just wants to have fun, and you never know where you're going to be tomorrow, or even if you're going to be alive. On that note, I found out something today about this older couple who went to the church I used to go to about four or five years ago. Seems that the husband is taking chemotherapy, and yesterday the wife was going to pick him up, when she died in a car accident! So that shows you that you NEVER know what is going to happen. That made me think. What the hell am I doing? I want to travel around the country, yet I'm just going through the motions. I want to move to a colder cleaner place, yet I'm sitting here in the hotness that is Savannah. I want a lot of things, so what am I waiting for? Eh. I don't expect you to answer. I'm just letting it out. And it feels damn good! Anyway, I'm out.
1. How many times have you smoke cigs in your life?
2. How many times have you puked from drinking?
3. How many times have you broken up with someone?
4. How many times have you dated someone you
weren't really into?
5. How many times have you thought of someone else
while you were having sex with someone?
6. How many times have you ate something that you
knew was expired but ate it anyway?
7. How many times have you gotten a haircut but not
liked it?
8. How many times have you been asked these same
questions?
Jack Fact O' The Day: I once blew my eyebrows off
trying to light a fire by blowing on it from like an inch
away. I'm an idiot.
1. How many times have you smoke cigs in your life?
2. How many times have you puked from drinking?
3. How many times have you broken up with someone?
4. How many times have you dated someone you
weren't really into?
5. How many times have you thought of someone else
while you were having sex with someone?
6. How many times have you ate something that you
knew was expired but ate it anyway?
7. How many times have you gotten a haircut but not
liked it?
8. How many times have you been asked these same
questions?
Jack Fact O' The Day: I once blew my eyebrows off
trying to light a fire by blowing on it from like an inch
away. I'm an idiot.
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So tell me about this girl you're working on, is it the gal you have the crush on who's with some other guy... Leisa? The bartender? Most of last year had me obsessed with a friend who I once dated for 2 weeks before she got back together with her asshat ex. So I think I know how you feel. A word of advice, stick with it as long as you feel you must, but don't help her move apartments, especially if the boyfriend doesn't. You just end up feeling like a pushover. You're obviously a high quality dude Jack, as awesome as she may be, you don't deserve someone you have to fight to get. You deserve someone who will fight to get you.
On an unrelated note I guess you're immune to it and all, but those Savannah GA accents on the young women drive me crazy.