I played golf again today, and I was worse than last time. Perhaps I should take up billiards or something. Maybe tonsil hockey. Something easier. I hear ping pong isn't so bad......anyway, here is a pic that kaitee did of me, for sheer goofiness. You should check her out. She's loads of funny.
Not much to speak of today, just that I'm doing a bit better
than yesterday. So that's good. I'm going to take a vacation
soon, because I need to get out of Savannah and live for a week. Maybe go see Megan in Iowa. I wanna see her in person again, not just talk on here. It's been awhile and I'm starved for her company. You ever get that way about someone? Hm. I'm gonna make my own little survey here, complete and utter nonsense. Here it comes.....
1. Do you like your corn on the cob or in a pan, cooked
just so or a wee bit burnt?
2. Do you say "soda" or "pop"?
3. What music reminds you of high school?
4. Who was the cooler mascot, The Pillsbury Dough
Boy or Tony The Tiger?
5. Would you rather scissor kick Rupaul or karate chop
Pauly Shore?
6. I'm tired and worn out from a long day at work. We
live together. What would you do to cheer me up?
7. Do you play any instruments?
8. When is the last time you used a straw? In what?
9. What is the last pair of shoes you bought?
10. Do you ever not wear underpants just because you
were too lazy to do the laundry? Cmon, be honest!
See, I told you it would be stupid. Darn. I guess I have
to answer those just to be fair don't I? Agh, okay.....
1. I like my corn burnt baby!! Tastes sweeter that way...
2. I say SODUH!!!!
3. Bad rap and Nirvana.
4. MY Pillsbury GOTH Boy. I have him sitting on my
book cabinet. I'll take a pic of him sometime. He's
all punked out in checkerboard pants and piercings.
5. Oh MAN what a question.....I think I would do both
at the same time, Matrix style!!
6. Eep.....Okay, I am a clone of myself. I would cook
a big pot of pasta and feed myself while I break-
dance for my other self's pleasure.
7. Hm. I have a guitar which I can't play, and used to
know a few songs on the piano. Bleh.
8. A straw when I was sniffing.....I was drinking a coke.
9. Shoes......those stupid golf shoes. I should have
bought these funky fresh Adidas I wanted though.
10. Oh yeah......heh
Jack fact o' the day: I once ran and jumped over a
picnic table and hit my head on a tree and rolled down a hill doing my own stunts for my cheesy home camera horror movie. It was fun though!
Shakespearian culture for you twats: "Ye have angels
faces, but heaven knows your hearts." Henry VIII
Not much to speak of today, just that I'm doing a bit better
than yesterday. So that's good. I'm going to take a vacation
soon, because I need to get out of Savannah and live for a week. Maybe go see Megan in Iowa. I wanna see her in person again, not just talk on here. It's been awhile and I'm starved for her company. You ever get that way about someone? Hm. I'm gonna make my own little survey here, complete and utter nonsense. Here it comes.....
1. Do you like your corn on the cob or in a pan, cooked
just so or a wee bit burnt?
2. Do you say "soda" or "pop"?
3. What music reminds you of high school?
4. Who was the cooler mascot, The Pillsbury Dough
Boy or Tony The Tiger?
5. Would you rather scissor kick Rupaul or karate chop
Pauly Shore?
6. I'm tired and worn out from a long day at work. We
live together. What would you do to cheer me up?
7. Do you play any instruments?
8. When is the last time you used a straw? In what?
9. What is the last pair of shoes you bought?
10. Do you ever not wear underpants just because you
were too lazy to do the laundry? Cmon, be honest!
See, I told you it would be stupid. Darn. I guess I have
to answer those just to be fair don't I? Agh, okay.....
1. I like my corn burnt baby!! Tastes sweeter that way...
2. I say SODUH!!!!
3. Bad rap and Nirvana.
4. MY Pillsbury GOTH Boy. I have him sitting on my
book cabinet. I'll take a pic of him sometime. He's
all punked out in checkerboard pants and piercings.
5. Oh MAN what a question.....I think I would do both
at the same time, Matrix style!!
6. Eep.....Okay, I am a clone of myself. I would cook
a big pot of pasta and feed myself while I break-
dance for my other self's pleasure.
7. Hm. I have a guitar which I can't play, and used to
know a few songs on the piano. Bleh.
8. A straw when I was sniffing.....I was drinking a coke.
9. Shoes......those stupid golf shoes. I should have
bought these funky fresh Adidas I wanted though.
10. Oh yeah......heh
Jack fact o' the day: I once ran and jumped over a
picnic table and hit my head on a tree and rolled down a hill doing my own stunts for my cheesy home camera horror movie. It was fun though!
Shakespearian culture for you twats: "Ye have angels
faces, but heaven knows your hearts." Henry VIII
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
just so or a wee bit burnt?
2. soda
3. jewel and alanis morissette.
4. tony the tiger is grrreat!
5. karate chop pauly shore
6.cook you dinner, and act like a dork to make you laugh
7. nope
8. today, in my water at chipotle
9. hmm, not sure it's been awhile, probably some vans
10.nope, i always wear underwear.