I was at work. Then the girl I don't like but likes me all of a sudden whistles when I walk by. What the heck? Then she brings me breakfast outta nowhere. Then later she walks by when I'm talking to some people and says "don't be scared to ask me out" and keeps walking. Then everyone keeps walking up to me and joking with me about it. Does this kinda thing ever happen to you out there? Unwanted affection that borders on harrassment? So you're probably saying "why doesn't he just tell her he isn't attracted to her and for her to stop with the flirtiness?" Yeah. I was just going to leave it alone and hope she just let it fade away.
BUT, going out to my car at the end of the day, what in the world, there is a note on the door. Of my car. I open it and it says something to the affect of "Don't be scared to ask me out. Open up and give me a chance" with her phone number beside it. Yesterday she gave me her number too. Now I have to put a halt to it. So what is the best way? Be mean? She already knows I'm single, so I can't lie about that. I could just be honest and tell her she grosses me out. Yeah, that's the one! Thanks for all the help people! Time to pop open the rum. Later!
BUT, going out to my car at the end of the day, what in the world, there is a note on the door. Of my car. I open it and it says something to the affect of "Don't be scared to ask me out. Open up and give me a chance" with her phone number beside it. Yesterday she gave me her number too. Now I have to put a halt to it. So what is the best way? Be mean? She already knows I'm single, so I can't lie about that. I could just be honest and tell her she grosses me out. Yeah, that's the one! Thanks for all the help people! Time to pop open the rum. Later!
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and push her down and kick her a couple times.
wait... that COULD turn her on....
yeah hopefully me AND my granny will continue the tattoos