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Dum dum duuummmm............it's finally here....the moment you've all been waiting for.....JACK....THE RETURN! Yeah. It's me. I'm back. Okay, I just reread my entire collection of blog posts and man was I a conflicted douchenozzle. Well, what's different now. Lessee...Jennifer and I, the girl I was with when last I posted, just decided to break up and be good friends last week. That's right. We lasted...
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I put a new pic of me in the me folder and I made a new folder with Jennifer and Dylan in it. And I have a massive hangover. No more alcohol!

Yay. It's Valentine's Day. Well, okay, so it's not that bad. I made Jennifer a basket with a stuffed tiger, two red bulls, a pack of Newports, a box of some type of sleeping pills(forgot the name), a card with a gorilla dressed as cupid, a rose, some candy hearts, and Ok magazine(some gossip mag). All things she likes. She thought it was funny. Oh,...
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Last night my girlfriend punched me in the face. Ouch. My ear bled. So I pushed her and she hit her head against a brick wall. I've never felt so miserable in my life. She punched me because I was mad about her dragging me to a all gangsta club after we went on a ghost tour downtown. I didn't want to do anything else...
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I have returned my people!!!!!!!!!! Um.....hello? Damn. A fella leaves for over a year and everyone just up and ditches him. Poop. Well, when last you heard from me Jenn and I had been together for like five months. Well, now it's been twenty months and we're looking for a house together. We're with my bro now until we find a place, but it's cool....
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She got her period, so she's most likely not pregnant. I'm relieved, but I told her I'm kinda sad at the same time. I want a kid, yet I'm not in the right place to be able to deal with one. Only God(or your deity of choice) knows what the future holds.....

What does it mean when three pregnancy tests in a row are positive? Is that a sure sign?

She might be pregnant. Feel free to open your eyes wide and have a giant exclamation point over your head.

Four and a half months and counting for Jennifer and I. We argue almost every time we hang out, but it's always over something stupid, and we always get over it by the end of the night. Sorry I don't update anymore. Kinda lost interest. But here I is!

Okay, I'm attempting a short update....
Jennifer sleeps here two or three nights a week. I love when a girl wakes up in the morning wearing one of my shirts. Anyway, it's good. Today was troubling though. Get my check only to spend eighty percent of it in about two hours on bills and gas. Blah. So now I'm stressed about the rest of the...
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A few more pictures. Oh yeah, and the girl and I were having so much fun at the movies the other night that we got locked in. Yep, the movie was over, Forty Year Old Virgin, and everyone filed out and all of a sudden the lights went out and there we were, alone in the darkness. So we stayed there till three in the...
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