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Sorry to hear Ilektra and Gypsy are leaving soon. But I will sacrafice a kingdom of sea monkies in their honor.

I love working on the weekend!! ALOHA FEMALE DOGS!!!

Just being a loser today. My woman is out of town and I miss her. Time to go get some whores!!!

The woman has to fly home for a week because of a death. Really sucks and I cant be there to support. Well at least I will be suck away from home 4 of the 7 days. Anyway, underway tomorrow for a three day all expenses paid cruise of the Hawaiian Islands. If you guys are out boating and hear "BOOM..BOOM". Recommend heading straight toward...
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Before I get mean person comments. I have to make sure my area of concern is prepared for my deployment otherwise we might not be ready. My job needs me more than my woman. I love life and its never ending game of choose and loose. You think you were right? Close but your wrong. No the other choice was wrong too. Tough shit, thats...
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Cant wait to get underway!!!! I LOVE IT! If only I could bring a goat with me. Or some other medium size mammal.

Anyway, Angel is off to Louisville, KY to attend a funeral. It sucks for her and I wish I could go but my job is a higher priority right now.

Wait a sec its fucking hot and Angel just made me open...
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My wife is a mean person and I want to have sex with her.

Only 20 hours of work today...damn it I would like just a little more. Wait is it Friday or Saturday...its Both.

ALOHA BITCHES!!!

Late to work today since volume was on Zero. But my boss didnt mention it, I have knocking shit out at work so she probably cut me some slack. But still felt like an asshole, gettting there after my peeps arrived. Anyway I will answer to the coconut monkey for my punishment.

Had an issue at work wear some paperwork related to maintaining the gear...
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In 1905, Albert Einstein published his "Special Theory of Relativity", a simple and elegant hypothesis that made a number of remarkable assertions:


That nothing could exceed the speed of light (300,000,000 meters per second), even in theory.

That clocks on an object moving at a fraction of the speed of light, Cf, will slow down by the factor: 1 / SQRT( 1 - Cf^2 )...
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