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I realize I havent updated in like six months, but shit I'm Rick James Bitch! 
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Getting ready to pull out of Brunei for the first time. I have gotten so bored I am working out about 3 to 4 times a day. And I may have spent about 8 dollars US in a weeks time, something just aint right here. Anyway, I should have some better stories than this sorry ass crap. Later. I guess for the time being I...
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hopey:
Still in Brunei huh?
christinarenee:
I double dog dare you to update
Well I am lazy and have had shitty internet. I just got to Brunei, let me tell you any country that finds it offensive to pet dogs and wont let you drink booze is just fucking born to have fun.
It is very empty, kind of like the outskirts of Kansas City, and has lots of crazy ass picutres of the Sultan. But at least...
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It is very empty, kind of like the outskirts of Kansas City, and has lots of crazy ass picutres of the Sultan. But at least...
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supahaole:
What's the ballpark estimate on when you get back? I forsee much drinking upon your return.
hopey:
Well, i am moving in October. Soooo, we will have about a month of hanging before i leave.
Haven't seen the lady since i got back really. Will call later this week when she gets back.
Haven't seen the lady since i got back really. Will call later this week when she gets back.
Well here I sit, still in Singapore. Whoops, I am also restricted to my ship since my last time out the guy who left with me disappeared till a hour after I had to be back. Now because that Jack Ass cant handle his liqour. Me and my friend are fucked for about one month till I get off this "restriction". Thanks Jack Ass.
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christinarenee:
ahhh gees your fuckin birthday is coming up also... hahaha... we're getting old
christinarenee:
Hey you one legged hooker whats going on.... 
Well, I miss the woman and I need to get home. Just spent another night in Singapore with a bunch of random people. Hmmmm. I should probably be more specific but I need to get to bed.
Toodles
Toodles
hopey:
No prb. LOVED hanging with your lady and being in Thailand. Too bad you couldn't come back . It was fun.
When do you get back?
When do you get back?
katiebarthedoor:
no, no. much too hot for Toodles.
Nothing much. My woman is breathing down my neck and the internet in third world countires can be slow. I think I am gonna have to wait for Singapore again to upload some pictures.
Anyway, hopey whooped up on some Thai hookers in pool. Then she beat me and Synafayin some pool wrestling sans clothing. Good stuff probably called it anight around 5 or...
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Anyway, hopey whooped up on some Thai hookers in pool. Then she beat me and Synafayin some pool wrestling sans clothing. Good stuff probably called it anight around 5 or...
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christinarenee:
what flight does your wife come in on... where is she flying out of??? all i know is 7:10 ... but I am taking jason to the airport around that time anyhow soooo its just going to be retarded ... I already know this much
christinarenee:
Grrrrr!!!! 
Singapore is an amazing city. All my travels do is leave a desire to keep looking for something. I am not sure what. I feel satisfied but restless. Its hard to explain. I feel like I want more but I dont know what more is... Its odd.
I am doing well I continue to get raises and promotions despite my inability to do anything the...
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I am doing well I continue to get raises and promotions despite my inability to do anything the...
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christinarenee:
miao bitches? you missed some crazy shit that went on with the whole mary shoot
ilektra:
Looks like someone is in desperate need of an update. 
Ok just finished shooting random targets and showing off all our gear to different Navies. Great but it doesnt get me to Thailand any faster. I am having fun but I cant fucking wait for Thailand and the SG808 fieldtrip.
I should have some good stories from Singapore. I get there soon.
I was laughing my ass off yesterday. The ship bought some of the...
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I should have some good stories from Singapore. I get there soon.
I was laughing my ass off yesterday. The ship bought some of the...
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jouet:
Oh yeah where the hell is my fucking call.... you douche.
umbra:
I am sitting here in a giant ass Singapore Cyber Cafe. I will call you as soon as I get off this place and find my shipmates again. This city is awesome. If we had some extra income I would fly you here too. But thats just a little too rich for my blood.
Ok just finished shooting random targets and showing off all our gear to different Navies. Great but it doesnt get me to Thailand any faster. I am having fun but I cant fucking wait for Thailand and the SG808 fieldtrip.
I should have some good stories from Singapore. I get there soon.
I was laughing my ass off yesterday. The ship bought some of the...
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I should have some good stories from Singapore. I get there soon.
I was laughing my ass off yesterday. The ship bought some of the...
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I just wanted to put a thank you to all the random women who are cool as shit and not fucking pretty pretty princesses. In no particular order Ala-monkey, Synafay, Gyspy, Xixax, Hopey, Anna, and Aeisha. It is very refreshing to hear women who know what they want and are not embarrassed about what they want and how they feel. And dont take shit from...
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xixax:
But I want to be a pretty pretty princess
*runs off to find my tiara*
*runs off to find my tiara*
painted_lady:
Now this is a first! A sailor san sodomy! Cripes man I bet she won't ram it home...I'm guessing she'd lube it up and ease it in, like a gentleman. Don't be scared about it! You're not gay if you like it. You're gay if you picture one of your shipmates while she's doing it! 
Goto go looking forward to Pattaya.
Later
Later
christinarenee:
Rad... awsome times last night... you should see the things that woman can do with an ice cube.... granted might not be to the thai whore standard of things ... but damn it was HOT.....
hopey:
ok, so i am not going to KY and i may ditch my vacation plans to go to Thailand......need to check on passport expedition and grandma availability.
Missed the hottness....................nice move
Missed the hottness....................nice move
Sitting in Okinawa. Playing in a Cyber Cafe. Its a little run down here. Alot of ex US military sitting around smoking pot and selling pizza. The land is pretty, the poeple are ok and I am still waiting for Singapore and Thailand. Thailand is still the promised land. Abandon hope all ye who enter the land of Thai. I can really only check out...
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jouet:
you sock 
prockg:
I know I am a little emotional because Aunt Flo is due any day now, but still, I wish I hadn't have googled LBFM.
Beer, soon.