I learned today that Somebody That I Used to Know still lives in town. First time I've run across her in the seven months I've been back, and I kept walking and hoped she didn't recognize me. But really, she's had 18 years to leave, surely she could have made tracks by now.
(I joke, I joke, I suppose she may have been living here for maybe 35 years at this point; I'm the new kid in town!)