Today at the resort, a guy on contruction was called in to check out a hot tub that wasn't working properly. He took a look at it, adjusted everything he could think of, nothing was out of place. Out of ideas, he just opened the whole thing up, and what does he find jammed into the pump?
A pair of black panties, of course.

A pair of black panties, of course.

porcelainheart:
were they thongs, or briefs? 
