Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

tylan

Philly

Member Since 2005

Followers 45 Following 20

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Mar 20, 2006

Mar 19, 2006
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Sooo..it's been a month since I updated? That's impossible, as I am here everyday. Wow--every so often, I look up and think, I should update, but I just did, and nothing new has happened. Or maybe it has.....

I have to go to the oral surgeon in a few hours, and it's not as fun as it sounds. I have to get teeth pulled. I'm a big fan of body mods--but this isn't one I want. Ugh.

My man was in a nasty car accident this weekend--like spun around 360, up on someone's lawn, nasty accident, but he's fine, just a little sore is all.

Ohh--good story-- I was working a party this Weekend, and it was a school for the deaf. Now, I'm pretty damn good, as I've been in this industry for hmnsajhfu years, but THIS was to be a challenge. Well, I pulled it off pretty well, using the limited sign language I know, coupled with a note pad. It seems I must have made a good impression on everyone at the party, because the groundskeeper approached my bar and offered to take me home to "spend time" with him and his wife. Well, before we had a chance to even talk about it, people came up, and he said "We'll talk later." It wouldn't be my first time with a couple, hell, that's just part of the everyday sex anymore---what got to me was

AM I GETTING OLD?

I used to get these offers from the young, experimental couples, but now, the 50 year old landscaper and his wife. I hope I'm not losing it--I still have too much fucking left.

eh.

So that is all.
actionandmeaning:
Tylan:

Glad your man is doing okay!

I read your line, "I still have too much fucking left," I know exactly what you mean. I'm 36 and it's like I've dropped off the radar...this past weekend a 50ish woman who looked like Ben Franklin, not in a cute way, asked me home.

Don't worry...you still got it. Got it plenty.

Bradford
Mar 28, 2006

More Blogs

  • 01.02.09
    1

    Friday Jan 02, 2009

    Wow...it's been a year+ since I posted to the blog? Oh, well--I promi…
  • 12.06.07
    6

    Thursday Dec 06, 2007

    I've gone from being a baby condo to being a baby townhouse....ugh....
  • 08.28.07
    2

    Tuesday Aug 28, 2007

    I miss motorcycle rides and wine night, I miss soft cheese and seeing…
  • 07.11.07
    2

    Wednesday Jul 11, 2007

    Read my last entry, and read this--- SPOILERS! (Click to view)I'…
  • 06.13.07
    3

    Wednesday Jun 13, 2007

    Okay, okay--I'll admit it...I'm not much of a blogger. I often think,…
  • 05.26.07
    2

    Saturday May 26, 2007

    I've been bad, and not updated in.....a few days shy of forever...but…
  • 11.18.06
    4

    Saturday Nov 18, 2006

    Read More
  • 10.07.06
    1

    Saturday Oct 07, 2006

    Well, it's been a month, and things have changed a little---my other …
  • 09.08.06
    2

    Friday Sep 08, 2006

    Has it been 2 months since I updated? Damn...time goes by, I guess. W…
  • 07.05.06
    5

    Wednesday Jul 05, 2006

    So All was going well...the summer was creeping in, work was getting …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
8
months
6
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,589 SuicideGirls
  • 1,128,455 followers
  • 14,900,558 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,339,352 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo