01. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
Scott
02. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Who said I was wearing any??
(I know several of you just threw up a little)
03. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Fun Lovin Criminals - Shit Happens
04. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I'm not friends with sluts, but you can call me at work and I can transfer you to a few
05. What would be your last meal be before getting executed?
Cheese Ravioli Pizza
06. Beatles or Stones?
Neither, I like to not feel like popping out my eardrums
07. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be? No one, the person who is making me miserable is at least making someone else feel loved
08. What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
They need to have a HUGE..................sense of humor
09. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Not today
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Mesmerize!
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Only amatures get hangovers
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on what I am drinking
13. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Who?
14. Hair color you most like someone you?re dating to have?
Black
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
No we dont
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
We're good at keeping secrets...my sister is an angel and so am I
18. Least favorite month?
December
19. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Turn around everything they say so they look like an asshole
20. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Care Bears Movie
21. Favorite person in the whole world?
Not me, and probably not you. That narrows it down a bit
22. When is the last time you went on a date?
Date? People in Vegas take people on dates?
23. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Can't I have both?
24. Fall or spring?
Fall
25. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I have no regrets
26. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? if you are gay, pick someone of the opposite sex.:
I'm Bi so I guess I don't have to answer
27. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In a retirement home so I can piss of the orderlies
28. Who is the person you can count on most?
Me
29. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
Orlando Bloom, like you didn't know
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Smutty
31. Favorite drinking game?
DRINKO
32. What did you dream last night?
I remember Jolene was mean to me for stealing some laundry thing of hers & telling her about apple fritters
33. Favorite vices?
Alcohol, theatre and sex, but not in that order
34. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
That I'm in love, someone's always gotta ruin everything nice I get
Scott
02. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color?
Who said I was wearing any??
(I know several of you just threw up a little)
03. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
Fun Lovin Criminals - Shit Happens
04. What is the phone number of your sluttiest friend so some of the single people can get some action?
I'm not friends with sluts, but you can call me at work and I can transfer you to a few
05. What would be your last meal be before getting executed?
Cheese Ravioli Pizza
06. Beatles or Stones?
Neither, I like to not feel like popping out my eardrums
07. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be? No one, the person who is making me miserable is at least making someone else feel loved
08. What is the thing most important to you about the opposite sex?
They need to have a HUGE..................sense of humor
09. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Not today
10. If you could have any super power what would it be?
Mesmerize!
11. Favorite hangover cure?
Only amatures get hangovers
12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Depends on what I am drinking
13. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Who?
14. Hair color you most like someone you?re dating to have?
Black
15. If you had to be blind or deaf?
Deaf
16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
No we dont
17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
We're good at keeping secrets...my sister is an angel and so am I
18. Least favorite month?
December
19. Favorite hateful thing to do to someone?
Turn around everything they say so they look like an asshole
20. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
The Care Bears Movie
21. Favorite person in the whole world?
Not me, and probably not you. That narrows it down a bit
22. When is the last time you went on a date?
Date? People in Vegas take people on dates?
23. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Can't I have both?
24. Fall or spring?
Fall
25. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
I have no regrets
26. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? if you are gay, pick someone of the opposite sex.:
I'm Bi so I guess I don't have to answer
27. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
In a retirement home so I can piss of the orderlies
28. Who is the person you can count on most?
Me
29. If you could date any celebrity past or present, if time and age are not factors, who would it be?
Orlando Bloom, like you didn't know
30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
Smutty
31. Favorite drinking game?
DRINKO
32. What did you dream last night?
I remember Jolene was mean to me for stealing some laundry thing of hers & telling her about apple fritters
33. Favorite vices?
Alcohol, theatre and sex, but not in that order
34. What is the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
That I'm in love, someone's always gotta ruin everything nice I get
ok,i feel better,ya it was my first day today and i worked ten hours straight.
and i called in to my other job,the only word i can think of is the one chris titus used in his stand up.
WOOSAYY!!
SOOOO,i decided to work on a myspace page for my work.its kinda hard to think when ive bin up sence 8pm yesterday and its 8pm now.
well,im getting air headed.
have fun and,
KEEP BEING SMUTTY!!!
LOL.
take care.