I refuse to wear green today. Time for the masses to celebrate a beautiful and painful heritage you know nothing about. Here's an answer to the SATs for the kids out there.
For suburban white kids, Cinco de Mayo is to Mexicans as as St. Patrick's Day is to the Irish.
The rules should be you can only have Guinness if you know who Brendan Behan was and whiskey if you can recite Joyce.
For suburban white kids, Cinco de Mayo is to Mexicans as as St. Patrick's Day is to the Irish.
The rules should be you can only have Guinness if you know who Brendan Behan was and whiskey if you can recite Joyce.
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beautifulxalone:
<3 you always know the right things to say.
_margot_:
Oi, shots fired?