One time I was drinking with my buddies, went to a strip club, got a strippers number, went to a bar, got another girl's number, jumped in a fountain, broke my cell phone, took off my shirt and started whipping my friends with it in the middle of the street, went back to my apartment, stripped down to our boxers, poured beer all over ourselves and the entire apartment, moved all the funiture and started wrestling, wrestled for two hours while drinking, stripped naked and went out onto the balcony and was surprised by my new next door neighbor. That was pretty much the best night of my life. 
alidora:
you fucking rock!
