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xx_river_xx:
eeek Okay, I'm afraid now... It looks like it's gonna EAT ME (wait, that might not be a bad thing...)
piratestitch:
You want a fantasy hmmm? Well other than wanting to use it on you I really don't have one. wink
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I am back, and first I apologize to the people who were waiting to be approved for membership in the Sexual Roleplaying group. I know how frustrating it is to wait five days for anything, especially for jerk-off material.

So now that I am forgiven, do you remember my response to Vhott's question about where you best like to cum or be cummed on. Well,...
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danyul:
who ever he is, he's a lucky bastard!.....
drifingeast:
thats just perfect isn't it? thinking about all the possible answers to that question ... I think I like yours best
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OK, gang, you all better sit down. I am going on vacation until next Saturday. If you get desperate, just strap on one of those dildos and ride the fucker until you feel better. Or fill your pussy with a nice warm and buttered corn-on-the-cob. And for you guys, just read my old stories on Sexual Roleplaying, and stroke that baby.

I will not be...
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onceuponadream:
you will be missed...
matty4:
Have a great time sexy smile
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I just forgot what I was going to say. It seems to be one of those days... blackeyed
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charlesmanson:
Want to make me a visit here, Trix? biggrin
twixxie:
I don't do prisons.

Sorry, Charlie... frown
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lustfulhate:
Gracias Neverender, you saved from asking the question again. I'm with Danyul, please don't trow us away =) we promise will be a good addition to the Rock Chick oink
ge999:
LOL to your "hot corn on the cob" comment! I loved that!
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neverender:
el grande is no joke. that thing looks intimidating. shocked
twixxie:
Yeah, neverender

Just like when clint said: "But being as this is El Grande Magnum, the most powerful dildo in the world, and could blow your cunt clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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You know, Kids, I just can't talk about dildoes tonight. I am a little preoccupied about having to work tomorrow, and a little nervous about father's day. I just can't look at that feeldoe dildo right now.

My father can be OK, or he can be a drunk asshole. i never know which personality he will show up with.

Such is the life of an...
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irish:
I hope he shows up non-drunk .. but if he does.. call me and I'll come get cha wink
twixxie:
Thanks everybody. And Vhott is right, I can just leave. miao!!
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The Feeldoe is a newly discovered double dildo that works for 2 women, 2 men, or a man & woman. The shorter end either goes into the man's ass or the woman's ass or cunt. The other end is used to fuck the other person's cunt or ass. I recommend it highly for all my friends. Please think of me when you use it.

Twix


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twixxie:
Charlie,

Two guys can do it too.

wink
twixxie:
It works, just use your imagination. Mmmmmm eeek
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On by blog post from Tuesday, I wrote: "I am proudly Vhott's cyber wife and lover, and that the universe is a better place since we made this incredible connection."

She and I, in 4 or 5 months, have made such a romantic and sexy love connectiion, even though we are 3,000 miles away from each other. We have even discussed the issue of meeting,...
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twixxie:
WOW, now I am really getting quite excited! love love love love
twixxie:
My dear spouses,

xx_Never_xx, who is a fellow member of the sexual roleplaying group, is going to send us privately, to our SG mail boxes, an essay of what she would do with the three of us in a gigantic wedding bed. If all three of us are happy, dripping wet, and hard as a stallion after reading never's essay, then we will have a final ceremony and hop into our wedding bed on yahoo messenger.

Twixxie

kiss, kiss darlings...


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I was watching the dvd of the film Malice. As I was watching it, I was stopping it to review these incredible dimpled ass shots of Nicole Kidman. Then came the amazing tit shots. And then came the ass in full cowboy position, moving like it was real. It started to feel like I was working for the four housemates in Knocked Up. I was...
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twixxie:
Well, I am not a typical woman.

That's for damned sure!

I wouldn't want to belong to any women's club that accepted me as a member.

Except Suicide Girls... of course

Trix ARRR!!! ARRR!!!
necros:
only if there were a database of them tho, how happy would the world be tongue