As you can see, you can enjoy yourselves today.
Just grab the closest, long, erect pole, and dance around it with your friends.
It is a pagan ritual, so that means you have to use animal fat to grease the pole.
You may use your tongues, but please DO NOT SPEAK IN TONGUES!
IF YOUR MOUTH TOUCHES THE POLE BY MISTAKE...
it's OK.
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vhott:
ooooooo we would love to read the details of you may pole action. also quality wood is important only if it is used properly, we cannot accept lazy wood.-vhott
twixxie:
Oxy, did someone circle round your may pole? 