No that wasn't my ass in that last blog.
Jeez, I found that one on the web. On a porn site. She is not very attractive. It is kind of like an animal ready to be artificially inseminated. Now I have never done this, but I have seen it on TV. You put on thick rubber gloves and get a hand full of jizzum, and cram it in the poor animal's pussy.
It really takes all the fun out of sex.
Let's not start doing this as homo sapiens. I think I would go into the hills and fuck rednecks.
That reminds me of the movie, the Devil's Rejects. They sure liked to fuck with women, didn't they! That scene in the motel room, sheeeeit. I don't think I want to go fuck rednecks afterall.
Apologies to all my redneck readers... You can take Trixie out of the city, but you can't take the city out of Trixie.
Jeez, I found that one on the web. On a porn site. She is not very attractive. It is kind of like an animal ready to be artificially inseminated. Now I have never done this, but I have seen it on TV. You put on thick rubber gloves and get a hand full of jizzum, and cram it in the poor animal's pussy.
It really takes all the fun out of sex.
Let's not start doing this as homo sapiens. I think I would go into the hills and fuck rednecks.
That reminds me of the movie, the Devil's Rejects. They sure liked to fuck with women, didn't they! That scene in the motel room, sheeeeit. I don't think I want to go fuck rednecks afterall.
Apologies to all my redneck readers... You can take Trixie out of the city, but you can't take the city out of Trixie.
iam_walrus:
Rednecks as in they go to family gatherings to meet women?
twixxie:
No, you silly walrus or elephant seal, Rednecks are scarey motherfuckers who hate city folk and revenuers. They have red necks because of some fungal rash that they have in Mississippi, Alabama, Tennesee, West Virginia, and Bakersfield California. And they want to come over here and kill each and every one of you. Now I say, "Wait a minute, Rednecks, lets try to be friends." Let's have a block party.