Fuck have I been busy!!
I know I know it's been a while since I last updated. I don't even know where to start.
I guess I'll make it as brief as I can.
Well first Darren and I were asked to be parking valets for this really fancy animal shelter auction benefit. We agreed and had to get dressed up in white button shirts and black pants and such. We parked cars for people and helped them into limos. When that was done we were invited to go up to the guest house. which by itself was 3,500 square feet! what was so great was that everyone that was working the benefit where people in the " Bongos Crew". So Darren and I go into the kitchen in the guest house and start looking for something to drink because we only had 3 hours of sleep from partying the night before. hehe
We found this stuff called vitiamin water. There was eight bottles of it so we each drank four bottles. It turns out that some of the stafff working that night had spiked all the bottles with vodka. So needless to say we got ripped. We finally go to the main house and pass a pool that is only for the dogs. Yeah these people are stinking rich. Well I wondered into the main houses kitchen while the auction was going on where there was multi millionares spending thousands of dollars on bottles of wine. While I was looking in the Fridge for beer I yelled out " Where's the fucking beer in this house!". I hear behind me some guy say " Sorry man I just drank my last one". I turn around and it's the guy that owns the house. He tells me that he hates these richy snob auctions but his wife insists upon it. he takes me to his private bar and pours me a glass of Jonny Walker Black Label. We drank the whole bottle and got completely fucked up. Well needless to say I got Darren and the three of us got the rich people to do body shots of wine that the cheapest bottle was $300. It turns out that the owner of the house is the guy who invented the Windows program for Microsoft. This guy is buddies with Bill Gates. He owns his own helicopter and is gonna give me a ride in it with venus1398 . The best thing was that he showed me how to Saber a bottle of champange. That was fucking cool.
The rest of the time i have been going out to Buck island snorkeling. getting crazy at Bongos. But the best thing is that i am officially the new karaoke DJ on the island. I have bought all the DJ eguipment from a friend of mine and will be doing three shows a week at the three bars I hang out at. The best thing is that its 12 hours a week and $500. I've already got 5 shows booked and am going to DJ at Bongos on New Years Eve.
This place just doesn't stop!
On top of it all I got sick and was sick for the past two weeks with what's called Dengae fever. It's kind of like Malaria. It's contracted by a Mosquito bite. plus I will never be able to get it again but I can never donate blood ever again which sucks. This shit was the worst thing I have ever had.
Other than that things are great here on the Island of Sin. I have got some really crazy shit planned for the near future and will be sure to take pics and post them.
Party like a Rockstar!!
I know I know it's been a while since I last updated. I don't even know where to start.
I guess I'll make it as brief as I can.
Well first Darren and I were asked to be parking valets for this really fancy animal shelter auction benefit. We agreed and had to get dressed up in white button shirts and black pants and such. We parked cars for people and helped them into limos. When that was done we were invited to go up to the guest house. which by itself was 3,500 square feet! what was so great was that everyone that was working the benefit where people in the " Bongos Crew". So Darren and I go into the kitchen in the guest house and start looking for something to drink because we only had 3 hours of sleep from partying the night before. hehe
We found this stuff called vitiamin water. There was eight bottles of it so we each drank four bottles. It turns out that some of the stafff working that night had spiked all the bottles with vodka. So needless to say we got ripped. We finally go to the main house and pass a pool that is only for the dogs. Yeah these people are stinking rich. Well I wondered into the main houses kitchen while the auction was going on where there was multi millionares spending thousands of dollars on bottles of wine. While I was looking in the Fridge for beer I yelled out " Where's the fucking beer in this house!". I hear behind me some guy say " Sorry man I just drank my last one". I turn around and it's the guy that owns the house. He tells me that he hates these richy snob auctions but his wife insists upon it. he takes me to his private bar and pours me a glass of Jonny Walker Black Label. We drank the whole bottle and got completely fucked up. Well needless to say I got Darren and the three of us got the rich people to do body shots of wine that the cheapest bottle was $300. It turns out that the owner of the house is the guy who invented the Windows program for Microsoft. This guy is buddies with Bill Gates. He owns his own helicopter and is gonna give me a ride in it with venus1398 . The best thing was that he showed me how to Saber a bottle of champange. That was fucking cool.
The rest of the time i have been going out to Buck island snorkeling. getting crazy at Bongos. But the best thing is that i am officially the new karaoke DJ on the island. I have bought all the DJ eguipment from a friend of mine and will be doing three shows a week at the three bars I hang out at. The best thing is that its 12 hours a week and $500. I've already got 5 shows booked and am going to DJ at Bongos on New Years Eve.
This place just doesn't stop!
On top of it all I got sick and was sick for the past two weeks with what's called Dengae fever. It's kind of like Malaria. It's contracted by a Mosquito bite. plus I will never be able to get it again but I can never donate blood ever again which sucks. This shit was the worst thing I have ever had.
Other than that things are great here on the Island of Sin. I have got some really crazy shit planned for the near future and will be sure to take pics and post them.
Party like a Rockstar!!
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No, I am not going to meetings. I had to attend a class for training with work.
It felt like a scene from Fight Club