So I haven't really slept in days. I mean I'll sleep for about an hour and then my body is all like "Hey bitch" and always I'm like "WHAT" and then my body is all like "HAHA now who's awake" and I'm like 'FUCK"
but that's not the point.
The point ladies and gentlemen is
I really wanna call poison control hotline.
now I've thought about this and it seems pretty pointless to do this as a prank....
So what I've got to do is "accidentally" poison someone, or myself (preferably the aforementioned) and then like a heroin from a disney movie Jump into action and save lives and stuff.
I need a cape and tights.
I'll be a hero. Who want's a drink?
but that's not the point.
The point ladies and gentlemen is
I really wanna call poison control hotline.
now I've thought about this and it seems pretty pointless to do this as a prank....
So what I've got to do is "accidentally" poison someone, or myself (preferably the aforementioned) and then like a heroin from a disney movie Jump into action and save lives and stuff.
I need a cape and tights.
I'll be a hero. Who want's a drink?
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