What a crazy ass day! First I wake up needing to poop, and as I'm wiping I feel some moisture on my thigh, I look down and see a brown streak and my first thought was "GDmit, really?!?" Until I saw a leg twitching on my thigh, then I saw the rest of the spiders corpse. Glad it didn't get a chance to bite me, fucking thing had giant ass mandibles for it's size. After that I could not go back to sleep. Then while I was at work I had an odd encounter. I was stocking the ground beef, and this mom and her two kids neither of which were very old. The daughter, which I am guessing was around 12-13. But she comes up to me and says "you might think I like girls but I don't." To which I am absolutely stunned and have no idea what to think. So I look at the mom whom just looks the other way. So the little girl repeats it. At this point I feel it's rude not to respond so as polite as I can I say "I actually have no thoughts on that matter one way or another." And then she says almost the same thing just worded differently, so I say "What you like is entirely up to you and is perfectly fine." Then the little girl proceeds to tell me she doesn't always wear dresses or skirts like the one she had one, and I stopped listening at that point, I turn to the mother and say, "she's a bit of a talker isn't she?" And the mom was like "you have no idea". Then after my shift, I was walking home, and this one cloud had lightning flashing behind it like one every few seconds, so I stopped to take some pics.
