twinkie_chainsaw

I'm glad the little bouncy thing to my left is entertaining you. I think you would call that "recreational mathematics," kinda like "competitive masturbating" and "high-energy sleeping."

And tomorrow we're having a dinner party; homemade pot stickers, oysters on the 1/2, Thai iced tea, lemon bunt cakes. Of course you're all invited, just rsvp by 12pm tomorrow so I can make sure we have enough sporks.

Last thing, I have been thinking about this lately, why the fuck was the mid-80s song, "I wear My Sunglasses at Night" or whatever is was called, so popular? I mean, that song is so lame!