That sucked. Royally.
Not the party, just everything after.
Some douchbag was snooping around cars or something so I decided to leave the area quick. In my haste I neglected to buy that most necesarry thing to driving, gasoline. Not a tragedy in itself, but running out of gas at 400 and Lenox at 5:30am, doing some crazy un-powered parallel park to get out of the road that catches my door on the concrete in reverse (think about that for a second), calling my roadside assistance people to find out it's 2 service calls for gas and lockout (did I mention that?), and then when they show up, the car has been already been towed by the city for blocking traffic (my ass), then waiting 45min for a ride to roswell can simply lick my left testicle. And my lighter was on my keys, locked in the car. $85 to get my car back and the battery was dead from my lights being on. argh
But the SGATLiens Chinese New Year rocked hard, very hard.
Not the party, just everything after.
Some douchbag was snooping around cars or something so I decided to leave the area quick. In my haste I neglected to buy that most necesarry thing to driving, gasoline. Not a tragedy in itself, but running out of gas at 400 and Lenox at 5:30am, doing some crazy un-powered parallel park to get out of the road that catches my door on the concrete in reverse (think about that for a second), calling my roadside assistance people to find out it's 2 service calls for gas and lockout (did I mention that?), and then when they show up, the car has been already been towed by the city for blocking traffic (my ass), then waiting 45min for a ride to roswell can simply lick my left testicle. And my lighter was on my keys, locked in the car. $85 to get my car back and the battery was dead from my lights being on. argh
But the SGATLiens Chinese New Year rocked hard, very hard.
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tony shaloub was stoned. its true.