twigmonstrosity

Welp, I'm going to be 23 in a couple weeks. I'm pretty sure this makes me an old fogey, or at the least a relic from another time. I've already started getting bitter at all the young people and losing track of popular culture. The most aggravating part is that I really don't have that much to show for my life; there's still so much I want to do while I'm still young enough to enjoy it.

Fuck it, I plan on being immortal anyway.

"I used to be with it! Then they changed what it was! Now what was it isn't it anymore, and what is it seems strange and unusual....

It'll happen to you!"

-Grampa Simpson